Tuesday, August 30, 2005

No title as no point !

Will blog tomorrow promise way way to busy today actually have had to earn my keep at work!! My god the shovk and horror. Will explain my weekend though to you tomorrow look forward to:

growing a garden in my flat
attack of the killer vacuum
attack of the makes you extremely bone idle couch
and more fun things !!
no really was not that fun but oh well you get to hear about it ! Ha

Friday, August 26, 2005

It is a long weekend more importantly The last one Until Christmas !

Hello All
I have calmed down slightly since the toliet paper entry although I still am ranting about it and yes still have one roll of purple bloody toliet paper left as well.

As stated it is a long weekend this weekend and I am very happy about this of course. The thought of one less day in the working world and lazing about it always a happy and very good thing! Now most people plan these mad crazy long weekend sort of things you knwo going away or going out and getting madly drunked and trollied. Not me I plan on sleeping never neding sleep is the mission for me. Now when my ceiling decided it was not happy where it was and caved in a few weeks ago it decided to murder the curtians as well. Alas I have realised this is a bad thing as I am being woken up every morning at 8 am no fail! Even if I neck a bottle of wine swallow 2 sleeping tablets and stay awake till well past my bedtime I wake up. So the second part of my missiont o help the first part of my mission is to get some curtians sorted some how for my bedroom. I may fail miserably at this but god dammit I am going to try.
Now other news hmmm lets see. To be honest it has been very quiet and dull of late in my life not a huge amount has really happened at all. Cleo the cat is doing well and has recently decided he likes toast yep toast people. Not bread has to be toasted bread. This may be misunderstood as kitty abuse but swear it is not he makes up his own mind and does these things. He recently ran into the door no idea how he missed the bright white closed door but he did and lord did he hit it hard. Must say was one of the funniest things i have seen in sometime stupid cat !
Matt and I are off to Brussels in November to have our first weekend away and to visit my brain box sister. Cannot tell you how excited I am about this. Plus I have yet again realised what a lovely boyfriend I do have as he is paying for it and then I will be sorting out how to pay him back. If he did not do this we would never have made it anywhere as it is known well that I do not have spare money at all anywhere and it sucks. So we are staying in a 5 star hotel ( Radisson SAS ) and upgraded for only £8.00 to the king royal club room. It is so so nice.
Alex is happy abotu this visit and yesterday informed me that she will try and get some visitor passes for NATO as well! does she want to keep this job ????? letting me near a place like that may very well end in disaster he he!!
so yeah that is my exciting news
will leave it at that as I am sure you are terminally bored now and wish to bash your head about out of sheer boredem as well
have great weekend all speak to you soon :)

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

You know the toilet paper is bad when ......

right toilet paper ok odd thing to talk about but have to let this out and rant a little regarding toilet paper.

these are things that make you realize the toilet paper is bad :

1. When the cat will not play with it. By playing I mean taking one end of it dragging it to and fro your tiny 1 bedroom flat bathroom whilst shredding it and attacking it as if his life depends upon its death
2. When the packaging reads economy toilet paper. This should be made illegal there should never ever be the word economy in line with toilet paper !!!
3. Toilet paper that is any other color then white ! Why would you want purple toilet paper ????? Tell me the reasoning to this. You now see a veritable rainbow at the supermarket it is wrong and disturbing
4. Toilet paper that is recycled. I am all for saving the earth and environment but recycled toilet paper ?????? You are using it and when you use it you do not want to think of someone else once using it no matter how much technology has worked to make this safe !!!

you are now wondering what has brought this on what has made me so so upset about toilet paper ?? Well here it is. I ran out of toilet paper on Sunday and being the UK and no one working past well 10 in the morning ( actually to be fair they shut the shops at 4 which is still dumb as !) only the local family owned business was open so off I went in my grubbiest most scruffy cloths I owned to get my toilet paper. To my dismay all they had was recylced purple economy paper !!!! Oh sweet fucking lord ( sorry had to swear ) I had no choice but to purchase this. I have since realized the cat even hates it and will not play with it. Hence the of balanced rant above about toilet paper everyone

on a better note I have decided I wish to go to a spa in fact I am desperate to go to a spa for a weekend look at these pics !! To have that all weekend would be bliss more bliss I reckon then fags and booze althouh include fags and booze and I would become a squatter at the spa !

how damned happy and chilled do these women bloody look !!!


Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Driving ..... Drives me round the bend and back for another trip if need be

Right driving , I love it actually I think it is great almost relaxing at times. However recently I have become aware of the fact that I am ever increasingly becoming a road rage sort of girl! I mean the littlest things now set me off on a complete wobbler screaming swearing raging mess!
As you may know I come from the land of open roads and polite drivers otherwise known as Canadians and what a great bunch they all are. I mean they may drive massive vehicles and the vast majority may be inbred but at least they understand the general principles of driving a vehicle that ways at least a ton!
In the world of UK drivers well it is a whole different ball game! Firstly indicators !! Someone took the time to invent these little dinky dinky things that flash a lovely green and have the most unbelievable amazing use ...... Telling people where you are steering your death trap. They refuse to use them over here and if they do so happen to decide to humor drivers such as myself they use them literally as they are turning the corner tell me WHAT IS THE DAMNED POINT IN DOING THAT !!!!!??? IT IS TO LATE !!! I am already crawling up your ass because you are driving like a inbred dickhead! Seriously winds me up in case you were wondering
The other thing that gets my goat is braking ! My sweet lord these people brake because the sun is shining or because hmm they just bloody feel like it! Seriously you will be driving at a respectable speed possibly just over the limit one other car infront of you nothing in front of them and then BANG! He slams the brakes on so bleeding irritating stop it I beg you !!
you are probably wondering what brought this rant on well let me tell you. This morning I am happily ( or so I like to kid myself ) on my way to work. Now I like this time of driving as the red lights seem shorter there is less traffic and the people driving have to be at least semi intelligent as they are also ont heir way to work which in my naive mind means you must have at least 2 brains cells to rub together to get a job. Anyway driving along and I am approaching the one speed camera on my way and I slow down to the required limit of 30 miles a hour until the little white marker lines go away and I can speed back up to 40 miles a hour ( yes I know small children , drunks and rabbits are more likely to die at this speed !) when in my review mirror I see Jo blow the local scally in his beat up ford mondeo crawling up my ass. So I speed up a little thinking in my mind screw you buddy not getting by me it is a one way road. As I get further along the road I am slowed down by 2 buses and a big truck although I have slowed down dickhead as we will now refer to him by decides he is not and makes the decsion to join me in my car for tea he was that damned close !! Well I lost it went mental screamed blue murder at him waved him every rude gestrure I possibly knew and ensured all my windows were open so he could hear this abuse he so fully desvered!! Yet he continued to drive like a muppet!! Anyway I was nearing the end of my journey to work from hell when I came to a red light. Inbred man decides he is going to go into the turning lane beside me to jump me at the lights to get infront even though I was indicating to turn off the road as it was. This guy has his windows down and says whats your problem?! How could he evern ask me that !! I politely told him that his driving was my problem. He told me should have got out of the way ?!?!?! Oh my god lost it then and proceeded to tell him as the light was going green ( thank god as did not want to get battered ha ! ) that he was a inbred bastard that should never have been behind the wheel let alone have a license and that the sooner her realized that his shitty looking crap car was not a sports car the better !! Oh also told him he blatantly had a small dick ! Well he was dumbstruck and had no response back. I calmly drove away and made it to work feeling much better about myself
so there is my rant for the day ( sorry to subject you all to that but was very irritated and wound up by it all )

oh yeah fell out of bed in the middle of the night last night ! Ha nope I was not drunk stone cold sober !

Monday, August 22, 2005

Post weekend analysis

hello all !! :)

well back at work on 4th coffee 5 th fag and I have had to cat naps at my desk ( least I think I have as bits of the day seem to have disappeared from my memory hmm not good that )
it is not that I had a overly heavy weekend it is because I am getting old I believe. I just cannot live without 8 hours sleep a night anymore so not cool !

Anyway the weekend. Went down to Matt's for the weekend and had a lovely time. Pains me to admit this but I even really enjoyed the football !!! How very odd for all the moaning I do regarding this sport I actually had a really really good time at the match ( Watford vs Burnley in case you are asking ) So yes football was the first event. Went back to Matt's he got fish and chip takeaway for dinner ( that's right people he cannot cook I am serious a single thing and no microwaving is not cooking Matthew!!) the fish was sooooo yummmy hmmm.
Then it was out on the town in Watford. Met one of Matthew's best mates Gary who was lovely. Anyway let me tell you the girls down south are a completely different breed from the girls up north. For starters they all wear white shoes and boots !! Oh my god these girls need to be told that this does make them look like hookers serioulsy does not matter what they wear clothing wise the white shoes will make them look like hookers. I mean dress sense does not seem to exist down there was the oddest thing think I have ever seen. Needless to say it made me feel much better about my dress sense which at times can be some what dodgy and I will fully admit to that !
Then back home yesterday. Was so tired after my drive I passed out on the couch. Full on face stuck to the pillow tongue hangin out arm stuck in the extended position I left it in when I fell asleep. You may know what I mean by the arm thing as it is complete agony when you wake up and gets stuck at the elbow and you have visions of you being like that for the rest of your life. You know arm extended and getting stuck in door ways or people thinking you are a Hitler loving freak!
so yeah that was my weekend really. This mornign was interesting though. Was in my regular morning routine ( yep I am routine orientated break the routine and the day is screwed ) when it started pissing it down like god was very upset with the world and he was letting us know about it. For some unexplainable reason the cat went mental when this happened and completely ran a muck round mylittle flat for a good 15 minutes howling running skidding then repeat the process. he eventually collapsed in a heap on the floor completely out of breath. Needless to say was extremely entertaining ha !

right picture time. Thought would be nice to add a picture of Matt and myself at his brother's , Andy, wedding. So here it is. I really like it and plus I am shockingly brown which was very cool ha ! Has to be said believe matt was propping me up in the pic as I was so 3 sheets to the wind by that point he he

the other couple were Matts cousin and her finacee. Had a brilliant time with them and they were a absolute riot and made the evening even more enjoyable for me

right that's it for now to tired to type and believe I may have another nap of course ensuring it does not look obvious I am doing this plus try not to hit the key board with my head either !


Friday, August 19, 2005

Beware-----ramble about to commence all !

right here I go !
its Friday this is a good thing on so many many levels
you can drink ge3t drunk and not worry about consciences the next morning
you can stay up late for same reason as above ( except I have the sleep patterns of a 80 year old )
you can use it as a excuse to not cook and get a take away hmmmm
and it just makes you like the letter f more and more !

right last night ramble time :
last night I hit a all time low I mean intervention low seriously. so here is the tale: last night I was so hot and tired I had lost the will to live or even care about the fact that I had lost the will to live ! Also I was so tired I could not lift my fat ass off the couch to get one of the many bottles of wine I bought the other day let alone open it and pour, if I had actually managed to get up and open would have drank straight from the bottle. I felt aqs though I was letting the booze hound side down ( re blog entry : work a booze hounds safe haven ) I am a bad bad example of a alcoholic. Anyway by 10 pm I decided I needed to go to bed had to wanted get in and read my book ( trash of course pure shit love it ) but could not do it. Next thing you know the simple life interns shows up on telly and it happened. Went cross eyed and in a trance as I watched this pure and utter shite ! By the end of it I was so wound up with myself that I had allowed my semi intelligent brain absorb the shit I was wide eyed and bushy tailed awake grrrrr!! so I thought well I will iron and then go to bed it would all be good. so ironing away and then the next even worse thing happened!!! On came Brittney Spears and her new fly onto he wall docu drama reality show. Oh sweet lord went square eyed watched it as I drooled and began chewing on my own tongue!! I watched it all how bad is that !
so needless to say on top of having the worst nights sleep I was having nightmares about the half witted skinny bitches ! Not cool

right lighter and happier note! I finally have some pictures. You have to realize the ordeal I went through to get these. After 2 days of trying to figure out how to work the scanner and talking to the scanner and attempting to reason with it I managed to get them scanned. With help it has to be said and by a man at that who knew ?!?!? But then it got worse. I had to get the pictures to format right to get them on the blog or what ever it is you do to make them work that was another day and awhile lot of muttering and rocking to and fro. Finally my French work mate and friend Angeline otherwise known as frenchy did it for me. See the French are useful for something not a whole lot but something ! Ha
so here they are
I expect you to oh ahh cooo and point and laugh and of course comment. In fact demand you to comment !! :

my mum's back garden in Canada. In fact that is a lie as the garden is so big will not fit in a picture. yep said that to make you all jealous really is lovely !!

my little ( 6 foot 4 ish ) bro George and his amazing a lovely girlfriend Amanda . Loves young dream these two !! Enough to make you want to puke ! He he

my little sister an her best friend's , Emir, girlfriend Keiran . Don't they just look lovely ha ! :)

my amazing lovely and somewhat drunk mummy !! God love the women for putting up with me ! Ha

these next 2 are of me . Very drunk I believe by the time they were taken.

note: change of shirt due to glass number 5 of champagne being split down the front of me. yep it was my fault split it on my own accord ! Be nice please not the best pics but they will do

so there you go all some pics. Will put some more on eventually. Put the scanner and I have declared a truce for the time being and we are leaving one another alone for a small time period to cool down

have a great weekend all !!

p.s off to London so will tell of the adventures on Monday


Thursday, August 18, 2005

So so hot !

MY GOD IT IS HOT HERE !! Seriously it is a rare thing for it to actually be hot here but by god it is going for it today! Of course by tomoprrow it iwill be pissing it down and we will be back to grey skies depressed looking people and a general lack of a will to live ! Normal for the UK and Manchester in particular.
1 day till the weekend and do I need it. I have had the busiest possible week at work and it just seems to keep getting worse for some odd unknown unexplainable reason. Well not completely unexplainable has to be said the Dutch ( where head office is located by the way) are the very explainable reason for my shocking week.

right let me fill you in on something ok. The Dutch are not as you think what so ever. When I first knew I would be in direct contact with the Dutch I had a vision a very clear vision of them as follows:

sweater vest wearing, clog wearing , pot smoking , feet kicked up laid back sorta people. How very very wrong I was !!!

they are anal, arrogant, procedure follow,uptight and down right pain in the ass sort of people! And god do they love forms forms of any kind to be filled out they will create it for you !! They are currently the bane of my existence at this point in time. it has to be said though they probably are still smoking the weed as their decsion making and 0thought reasoning process is fatally flawed !!
so yeah there you go do not like the Dutch at present at all not one little tiny bit !

went to the gym as per usual last night. And boy did I cane it no idea where the engery came from but did 6 km on the cross trainer and loved it ( yep you got it loved it ! ) then 850 painful sit ups that I know are meant to help me but shit I wonder sometimes if it is all a lie !!
anyway went on sun bed in hopes of maintaining my lovely tan and to de white my legs ( almost a impossibly task ) anyway went on for my usual 10 minutes and sweet Jesus I was melting forget going to the gym was sweating the pounds of in the bed !! But all I kept saying is I will be brown it will happen ! When I came out asked one of the method's behind gym desk what was the score with the bed being so warm??? Were they trying to kill me ?????? Well turns out bulbs had been changed and I was the first and they forgot to warn me ! So basically I had the sun in close quarters to my milky fair skinned body !
just in case you are wondering I am surprisingly not a lobster I and not moving from one ass cheek to the other due to burns ha ha
right off and away now

Wednesday, August 17, 2005


This is going to be a rambling hmmm sort of blog entry today. Then again any different from any of my others ??? Likely not some will say!
right first things first ! My grammar and spelling. it has been brough to my attention by my anal little sister and my customer Phil ( he is very short and a apperant lady killer I have been safe up until now in regards to his lady killing powers praise the sweet lord above !! it has to be said he is a lovely man even though he is a ankle bitter and as cheeky as they possibly come !! i am sure one day he will manage to pull a sweet girl that any mother would be proud of. but god that time is light years away !! ha ha ) that my spelling is shocking and horrible ! Right guys I knew this known it for ages and ages. See it is not that I cannot spell it is the fact that I get so excited whilst typing something I loose all spelling ability and well type at warp speed and well miss a view letters here and a few spaces between words there. As Alex clearly stated in one of her comments I need to read back on my entries to see that it is hard to read. She has a poitn I hate to admit it she is right god damned I am a fucking awful speller and tpyer to boot ! Will make a conserted effort to help my readers in the reading of my blog from now on promise !

went to the gym yesterday and well fell of the cross trainer .... Again ! yep it has happened before and I am sure will happen again. it happens so frequently now that I do not even bother telling people as they would never believe one person can do this so many times. I just stop concentrating that and the guy in front of me on the treamill had a amazing as well ha ha ! I then attempted to use the blue ball for the first time hmm big mistake. I currently and doing 800 sit ups a night with he ab curl thing ( yes 800 !!!! No I am not lying seriously stop calling me a liar it is true and actually easier to do then one would think ) anyway blue ball. Yeah I have no sense of balance as some of you may know and that ball is all about balance ! My god lay down on it after my little training session feeling all proud and ready for the pain it would cause. Did to sit ups and well shot right of the front of the damned thing and skidded across the gym floor like a over weight white long haired penguin not very lady like nor very clever. The blue ball is now my enemy I hiss at the blue ball when ever we cross baths or I kick it which ever I feel is more appropriate at that moment in time. I missed home and away for that damned blue ball and now I have no idea if josie and jessies wedding is going to go ahead !!! Gutted ( think only heather willpossibly understand the attraction of home and away and event hen she may be to bright a girl to watch the shit )

oh my matt is a lost cause let me tell you ! Got my usual nice text last night and this is how the conversation over text went please do not laugh at my boy he is a work in progress ok :

matt: good evening babe. How r u this evening? I am now relaxing with my cup of tea in front of the telly xxxx
Louisa: even Hun had my dinner been to the gym and relaxing as well. Are your parents on holiday and gone yet? xxx
matt:parents went @ midday so had my 1st panic cook. it didn't seem cooked after 20 mins but seemed fine after 25. If not in work tomorrow you now know why ! ha xxxx
Louisa:my god Hun it cannot honestly be that hard to follow the instructions !!!! I am sure you will survive ha ha xx
matt:no instructions with shepherds piehaha. Other than 20 mins gas mark 6. Think should have been higher up in the over, oh well fish tomorrow xx
Louisa:my god you so need to make a serious effort in the learning to cook deparment sweetheart seriously !! ha ha xxx
matt: I have coped before and I am sure I will cope this time. Got my list of what to have more worried about watering the plants! xxx
Louisa:it is the fact that you need a list that's disturbing me Hun ha ha !! xxxxx
matt: just planning my dinners Hun xxx
Louisa: hmm yeah but was it your mother that planned the meals ???? ha ha xxx
matt: nope I did the list that's the truth honestly xxx
Louisa:you know you do not need to make a list of what to eat just eat whatever you want when you get home live on the edge babe ! He he xxx
matt: the list helps me Hun so I know what I have to do when I get in xx

it has to be said I gave up at this poitn as I knew my lovely matt felt secure into he knowledge tht he had the list and he was prepapred for what ever the evil kitchen threw at him. I however am worried that he may kill himself tonight when he eats that fish !! He does mean well but like most men all hope may be lost on him in regards to cooking. But as stated he is a work in progress for me :)
( sorry matt could not help but put this in as looked back and thought it was rather funny actually he he and I am sure I will receive backlash from you on this xx)
anyway enough from me I am very sure you are either all wetting yourself laughing at all of this or you are thinking stop begging you please stop talking Louisa ( I get this plea all the time as I never shut up at all ! )


Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Another entry for the day ---- my workplace , the drunks safe haven

Yes I am bloggina second time today but by god it ahs had to be done. My work colleagues are raving boozers and I love it god dammit !!!!! Right will break it down for you :
number 1 booze hound:

she loves her red wine and although she swears not to drink during the week it never works. She is loosing weight for her big day ( like she bloody needs to the toothpick ) and so booze was evil and was to be cut out. Never ever works ! You know when our girl has had a night as she literally vibrates across the floor when coming in at 8 am due to the shakes pure class !

number 2 booze hound:
the seasoned pro as I like to know her. This girl can get it down and again loves her red wine but also her beer. My god she can easily drink a bottle then completely deny it without realizing she has actually done it. Has to be said that she almost never looks as though she is suffering the next morning which winds me up cause I so wish I could be like that !

number 3 booze hound:
she is little foreign and when she drinks she has no limits what so ever she fails to forget she can not drink the same amoutn of booze as a 5 foot 11 person as she is 4 foot nothing. She though does seem to be the good one in the office and behaves herself on weekdays which is admirable

me booze hound in the making:
my sister will be proud of me as I now regularly drink during the weekdays in fact the whole family will be proud. They always thought it odd that I did not drink as much as them. I blame this disregard for the school night rule on both booze hound number 1 and booze hound number 2 they are a bad bad evil influence upon myself

so there you god the booze hounds of my work . We are actually very efficient people in case you are worried !!!

The weekend - well not so bad and did not get drunk ....Shame

Sorry for no entry yesterday. I was forced into lotus notes training at work! Yes i know why why why ????!!!!! This is what I screamed for ages. I mean why would you go onto a system that will not let you archive will not let you hold more then 50 mb ( my outlook is currently at 600 mb so you can see why I am distressed !! ) it is crap bollocks total and utter shit ! So no I was not happy yesterday. I actually read my book through most of it. Felt like I was a kid again as I wedged my book ( trashy novel by the way of course it is me we are talking about here ! ) in my binder so no one else could see it. By the end I was so bored lost all reason to care and live I no longer disguised my page turning with a discreet cough just did not care ! Was so traumatized by the whole thing I booked out of work early and did my monthly shop at the hell known as asda. asda is ok but my asda is where all the dole single mothers and crack whores go shopping. The one where you so know that there is a camera following your every move and a swat team moves in when you remove a item from the shelf worth more the £3.50 !Soo yeah that was yesterday.Ohh yes went to the gym watched telly decided it was all to much for me and went to bed at 9 !!!Howw sad !!
right weekend. Yep Matt was up my way this weekend he came intohorrendouss down pours of rain and aManchesterr untied game and of course no cricket as the posh people would never play in a bit of rain !Soo yes it was a lovely weekend quiet and relaxing which was needed.Wee did get the most amazing takeawayfrontt eh local curry house and it happened to be the first takeawayIi have had in ages since my healthy eating and lose half your body weight crusade began that and the bottle of wineIi drank.Disturbingg as did not feel drunk at all hmm not good.Anywayy after themonstrouss curry and tellyIi informed mattIi was going to read my book in bed as wellIi just felt like it.Hee was content watching match of the day onBBCc 1 so left him in a happy football daze.Welll gollyIi fell asleep spark out.Poorr matt comes to bed trying desperately to find the light switch and statrts fumbling about muttering to himself.Ii wake up inabsolutee panic freak out scream blue murder all the while matt is yelling back to me it is me !!!!!Itt is only me !!!!!Poorr bastard ha haIi pass out.Hee gets in gets comfortableIi am in the land of fairies and other good things and he starts asking where is the cat where is he ?????Thiss mayIi inform you is a 36 year old manterrifiedd of a gender confused catIi mean shit terrified.WelllIi had to come out of the land of fairies and remove the cat and lock him up it has to be said cleo/leo was nothappy with me.

Sundayy was a day of cricketIi just slept seriously ate breakfast matt went got the papers ( yep yet more trash for me nothing but the best News of the World hmmmm love it so crap yet sosoo so good ) read paper passed out and that was it that was the sum total of my weekend

my little sister will be on my side of the pound in 2 weeks !!!YessIi have preparedIi have made sureIi have food supplies and water for her eventual world take overIi have ensuredIi have means in defending myself and a shit load of booze and fags so all will be ok.Anywayy yeahactuallyy can't wait for her to come.Itt has to be saidAlexx andIi tolerate one another at the best of times threaten mass bloody murder to one another most times.Nott thatIi donoto love her she is just a bitch and a damned good one at that !Pluss she is just to damned smart for me.SeeeIi was the one who well did not care the social butterflyAlexx well she was girl genius.Butt as was saying can't wait andIi am very proud of her as well.Afterr my recent trip homeIirealizedd thatIi actually liked my little sister and as much as she winds me up and pisses me off she is damned cool funny and well she would stick up for anyone if she had to till the end really.
anyway have alook at her blog as she has added some of her picsfrontt ephotot booth and it has to be said she looks like a mass murder ready to kill andmayhemm anyone in her path here is a taster

wow she would make anyone shit them selves with that death stare !! !

anyway gotta go


Friday, August 12, 2005

a weekend full of cricket and living room arranging oh the excitment no really i am excited honestly swear to god above !!!!!

hmmm it is friday again. as you well know love my fridays like no bodies business ! althoguh this friday is nto as good as other fridays as on lates and here till 5 whihc truly sucks but oh well. and i just realised forgot to leave a not for my landlord begging to use his vacumn! dammit !! bugger ! hopefully he is still there when i get home. otherwise will be on my hands and knees ( no it is not the normal postion !! ) with a roll of tape trying to sticky up all the obvious bits before matt's immenet arrival ha !
right as i was saying in my comments on yesterdays entry i would eloborate on my fine relationship with local hookers. as i wrote i was going out to work this morning and the local hooker ( one of many many girls and not possibly not girls ) waved good morning to me this morning i waved back of course as my mother raised me with manners.
now this is normal every morning they are out there and let me tell you for 7 in the morning the do a busy trade ! seriously never beleived it till i saw it but damn those girls must make some decent money ! i always had this image of beat up old crs with filthy lookin men picking thses girls up . no way are my local hookers having that happen. nope they have jags mercs and bmws collecting them from their corner. the other day it was a bentley and as i drove by i disgusted myself in thinking to myself damn he is fit ! then i felt ill at the thought. so yeah this is the area i live in. my sister has the local stripper and her pimp and well i have the whole meal deal on my door step.
i have a stupid cat seriously beleive he is brain damaged loveable but thick as shit really. see cleo/leo ( thought he was a girl turns out was a boy tried to call him bob did not work hence double name , gender confused i call him) has a thing about attacking. i beleive it is because he does nto actually realise he is a cat a domestic cat. he has never been outside and never seen another cat. so the only cat he has seen are lions on bbc wildlife shows, he seriously watches these shows when i have them on! so when he attacks he goes at it as if he is a lion it is strange. well last night he decided the bin was his new victim. i bought a new bin with a swinging lid which cleo/leo has taken instant dislike towards. after much yelling from the couch for him to stop making ridicilious amounts of noise i got up and went into the kitchen. proceeded to find the cat stuck in the bin with his head trapped in the swinging lid. toldyou stupid terminally completely utterly braindead. do love him to bits though
now as stated above matt is here this weekend and it is the cricket between the aussies and english plus it is in manchester as well. also i am having him help me rearrange my living room. i have actually drawn a multiple of plans on how i could possible have my new living room look. i then realised after drawing these that i have several screws loose !
anyway i have done my own survey to find out if it is acceptable to begin drinking at 10:30 in the morning. the general feeling is yes this ok. see i have a plan. whilst he watches cricket and moves furniture like a dutiful boyfriend i will slowly get drunk pass out by hmmm 12 ish and by the time i awake from my drunken slumber it will all be over! great plan isn't it ha ha !
the only person who will understand this will be heather being aussie and knowing how utterly boring it is and that alchol is truly needed for this ordeal
will let you knwo how it works out. a\s said before once figure out how to work my overly complicated and stupidly expensive phone will get pics download for you to have a nosey about
have a great weekend all ( and i better come back on monday to lots of commen ts to brighten my dull monday morning !! )

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Addicted and sick

apologies to all for my silence for the last few days been very busy and then got gross and sick so was off work as well. Which I have to say was almost lovely the fact that went back to bed at 11 and slept till 4 was great !!! Ha
right now onto the first bit of my blog. LOST. What a damned good bloody show !!!! Absolutely hooked completely from word one ! Now I realize you lot on the other side of the pond have had this show for sometime already, you have to realize where use here into he UK are leaps and bounds ahead of you in the fashion and technology world we are centuries behind you in the good telly world !
I have not enjoyed a TV show like that in ages. Was biting the pillow wondering what was in the jungle and loved every single minute of it. So this is now my new obsession ( no it does not replace the bag obsession that is a different league ! )
and how fit is Matthew Fox hmmmmmm........ Very as you can see !!!!!!

on other irrelevant news in the life of Louisa. I now have a newly tiled hallway in the front of my building this is a big deal as it now no longer looks like a crack house ! Ha also received a new radiator in my bedroom. Plus for some odd reason they have painted the stairs down to the cellar and where the washing machine is. Why is all I can ask why oh why ???????

matt is coming up for the weekend. I have attempted to clean my flat in my ill state but believe I have made a piss poor effort of it and well he will just have to live with it as is. Do not worry it is not as bad as it was. Things are clean just slightly untidy in places. You have to bear in mind I had no ceiling what 2 weeks ago ! So there is still upheaval in the flat.

as stated previously he has agreed to rearrange my living room for me so fingers crossed he will no run in fear !! Once I figure out how to email from my phone will add some pics of before and afters for you all to have a look at and of course I am sure give you opinions !

was speaking to a friend of mien the other night who is very like minded to myself. She likes to plan ahead. Now I mean way way ahead and I am the same I am currently planning for Christmas. By this I mean presents gifts food the works. Where I will be time schedules all of it. Everyone finds this all very odd but I have come to the realization this keeps me sane to plan plan and plan. Anyway she has asked me what I wish for my birthday and you know what this is one of the very few years where I was stumped no idea have no clue. Think old age is effecting me and I have lost the will to celebrate birhdays I mean 27 is very very old when you think about it ! 3 years off 30 oh sweet lord. But I have had inspiration from heather (http://www.thisistotalcrap.blogspot.com/) I want these !!!!! ( sorry heather but I want them they are so so so so nice !! )

lovely aren't they hmm more shoes !!!

right think that is enough babbling for one day realize that this blog was a never ending babble before you say anything but you all know I am the best babbler in the world !!


Monday, August 08, 2005

well another week ........

as you can tell i am so overly excited for another week of work ....no not really. plus it is my turn to do lates as well this week which truly sucks. now it is not so bad from monday to thursday as my mad french friend and work mate, angeline, otherwise known as frenchy, always stays till some ungodly hour and so you are not alone. but fridays are a whole different ball game. while everyone else knocks off at 3:15 you are stuck in hell by yourself until 5 !!! it is horendous !

weekend was so so nothing special really. oh yeah i watched cricket. have come to the conclusion to eb a dutiful girlfriend ( me dutiful !! ha ) i would get into this mundane sport. well hate to admitt it but kinda liek it when it is interesting which is not that often may i add ! oh yeah and i drank a bottle of wine all by myself on saturday without realising i had done so. the scary thing is i did not feel all that drunk and evern odder was the fact that i had no hang over what so ever ?????? something not right there.
oh yeah quickly while i remeber i have changed my setting so anyone can comment n my blog as per my sisters last comments. took me 20 minutes to figure out hoe to but i did it. anyway back to my weekend.
i got very very very annoyed yesterday. i went to go do my washing and someone else was already using the machine we all share in the bulding. so i put my cloths beside the machine for when they finished. when i went back down to do this someone had jumped the queue and put theirs in instead of mine !!!! how bloody rude and pig ignorant !! was so not happy so i am currently wearing a slightly damp skirt which has enraged me further to whom ever did this in my building ! not happy at all !
other then that it was very uneventful. i have come to the conclusion that i do on some occasions live the life of a 80 year old!!

now on to my boyfriend hmmmm he needs to learn to cook or least that is what i have informed him of yesterday over text. see my matt lives the life of riley he has a lovely mum who cooks and does just about anything for him including bringing him cups of tea when he is in his room !!! my god if i could only train my cat to do that for me ! ha anyway i have informed him rather seriously that he had better not expect me to be cooking for him all the time because i refuse to! as you may know some of you who have known my family and myself all my life i was not rasied this way. my dad and mum split things 50/50 he cooked and she cooked he ironed she ironed and so on and so on and that is how i expect things to be. i am not bulit nor bred to be a housewife and yes it irritated the shit out of me in case you are wondering ha ha
so there is my rant for the day ( sorry matt had to have a rant ! he he )

otherwise all is good and right int he world for me well reasonably other then the fact that i have absolutely no money to my name now i have dwindled the 22.58 i had to about 5 pounds. have not spent it on fags and booze but rather on food ha ha
right that is it for me for the time being may add later when i go on another rant or something comes up that i must write about urgently

Friday, August 05, 2005

It is the weekend !!!!!!! Thank the sweet lord !!!!

Well as you can tell by my header I am somewhat excited about the fact that it is now the weekend well almost 2 more hours and I am out of the world known as belden for 48 hours !!
you know since I took this job some year and a half ago I have ever increasingly become obsessed with of all things cable. I dream about cables this cannot be normal what so ever at all. I dream that I have reels upon reels of cables in my flat and I am trying to sell them so odd. It now gets worse I am now finding myself looking for my cables. When I am at a traffic light and I see a BT van with a massive reel behind it I purposefully look to see if it is our cable. One I see it is I am strangely satisfied !? I am 26 almost 27 and I get excited over cable sitings hmmm right.

I cheated today and I had a chip butty and let me tell you it was amazing unreal and ooooooohhhhh so so good. I figure the fact that I have now uped my sit ups to a awe inspiring 800 now ( very painful currently I cannot move sideways ) I deserved the chip butty. Fully worth the cheat. That and the fact that I plan on possibly drinking a cheap bottle of wine tonight to lighten the mood ha !

I have decided I desperately want a Louis vutton bag do not as me why this is but I now have bag envy when ever I see another girl with one and have this uncontrollable urge to snatch it from her skinny overly rich arms. Then ration kicks in and I think a bag is hardly worth a prison term ha
so yes this is what I desperately desire now.
right now I have rambled about nothing I am going to go and pretend to do work for the last hour and a bit and then bugger off home !!
have a lovely weekend all :)

Thursday, August 04, 2005

old friends part 2.....and other stuff as well

well to add on from yesterdays rant and to possibly eat my words i have a few things to say. i take back some of my rant about old friends being a paint o get in touch with and new friend making much easier. yesterday via my sister, Alexs blog http://alexandrataylor.blogspot.com/ i got in touch with a old friend and i got a response !!!!!! her name is heather and she is mad lovely and very cool. she was our Australian exchange student for a year about 8 years ago now i think. she was lovely and mad. my brother George and her butted heads endlessly and the one thing i remeber most about heather apart from the fact that at 16 or however old she was she was extrodinarly well developed if you know what i mean, was her perfume dune. to this day i still smell or see a dune bottle and she jumps into my mind odd really. anyway she moved ot the states a few years back and we lost touch. my sister and mum have always been in touch with her though. so yeah i am now eating my words !!
my lovely yet A typed personality sister gave me a mention in her blog last night which was very cool althouhg she called me mundane! any other person and i would be offended but you must realise that my sister is a bitch but don't think bitch as in just a cow she is just wvil in a good way if that is possible. it is within her personality to put people in their places tell them they are wrong and oh yes to have world domination ha ha ! so yes thank you alex for the mention you prove that on the odd occasion you can be nice :)
handed my land lord my insurance papers last night and it came to £500 so hopefully i will get that shortly and i will have a new set of bedroom furniture. yes i do not get a load of excitment in my life so yes i am abnormally excited at this prospect !
you will notice my new chest of draws that i have my heart set on currently ( although i am sure this will change ) i am slowly convincing my boyfriend matt that it is a boyfriends job requirement to set furniture up for their girlfriends. i do know how to do this but i also have a low patience threshold so i reckon matt can help to keep me calm! i have made a deal with him that he can watch hours of sky sports this will of course include the crappy game known as cricket ! i plan on drinking when this is on my tiny little telly
was at the gym yesterday and was doing my normal death by workout routine ( lost another 4 kg in total i have lost 4.5 stones !! 14 pounds to the stone in case you are wondering what the hell is this girl on about ) and there was a girl beside me on the cross trainer that freaked me out ! she was fully doen up i mean heari 4 inches of makeup and mascara. was she was working out she was rising up and down on the cross trainer i mean like she was on a bleeding roller coaster well that threw me of my rythm and well nearly face planted myself to the ground. but on top of that her makeup started running liek the river thames down the side of her face. why i ask ?!?!?!?!??! why wear makeup what is the point !!! there is not one my god the stupid cow
right rant done going to do some actual work now everyone

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

old friends

i have come to the conclusion it is easier to make new friends then to bother getting in touch with old ones. this may sound somewhat harsh or possibly cruel but it is true. i mean think about it you knew someone what 10 years ago and at the time you were best of friends practically inseprable and then you drift as you do ( i tend to call it growing up or maturing gracefully of course ! )
then next thing you know bang 10 years gone and they pop back into to your mind. and let me tellyou it is a mission to try and find them. i had a friend named Katie that i went all the way through school with. we graduated and i went travelling to Australia. when i got back just never got in touch silly i know and i do not understand why i didn't. anyway i have recently tried tracking her down and after multiple attempts i have to admit defeat. last place i tracked her to was Japan gave up after that. so yes new friends much much easier. get drunk have a riot and bang there is your new possible friend. also the gym sweet lord i have a whole new social life due to the gym and it is great! never thought it would be possible to get a social life in gym but some how i have managed it.

i have a new music obsession who goes by the name of James Blunt what a amazing talented guy the music is so good and could easily listen to it for ages ( although yet to aquire the album ha ha ) but when i do i am sorry to say he is bumping my current fav Gavin Mcgraw out of the car and james is going in ! www.jamesblunt.com just in case you want to have a look

as i stated previously my room was destroyed the other week along with a lot of my hard earned clothing. well i was in a state last night when i found a shirt i had bought ages ago at selfridges ruined now most would ay only a shirt. i however say a shirt that cost me £ 100 pounds a year ago was gutted. not bothered so much about the money but the fact that i can't get the shirt anywhere anymore so that is now my latest obsession in finding a shirt whihc is close enough in similarity to the old one when my insurabnce money comes through. ( god loves insurance claims !! )
i cannot wait to go shopping !! so excited already been going online and looking at what to buy
nothing better then shopping
anyway off and away now must actually do some work

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Rats !!!

hello :)
well all is on a farily normal level. i know have a functioning bedroom and more importantly a bed !! and the car is working ...... for now
latest news is that i saw a rat !! a big ugly hair long tailed pointy nosed dirty smelly rat ! it greeted me as i came down the steps infront of my house last night. now i am not a big soft girl like to think of msyelf as very practical and well as close to normal as i can be. fair play i can be a bit dramatic at times but level headed. well all of that level headedness went out the window. i screamed blue murder and flapped about like a 2 year old. needless to say i scared it away.
most people will tell me ' you have a cat let him loose to kill it ' but then again most have met or heard about my gender confused cat and will soon realise he is useless. his current prey is the new rug i have put int he kitchen! i actually found him hissing at it and attacking. so come on before you say it no he would not be of any use in the rat catching department. if anything he may try and make friends with it ...... as stated he is useless !
my hording boyfirend informed me last night that he has made a start on his bedroom. now you may not think this is a big deal and asking yourself so what ??? it is a big deal this man has everything known to man in that room including anything cricket relatd ( yes the dreaded game again!) watford related and aussie rules related. beleive that if he continues his hording he will eventually die of death by sports stuff !!! so i was very proud to hear he managed to get one corner done. its a start ok ! ha ha
right enough for now will keep u up dated on both the smelly evil rate and my lovely yet hording boyfriends progress with his room ha