right weekend. Yep Matt was up my way this weekend he came intohorrendouss down pours of rain and aManchesterr untied game and of course no cricket as the posh people would never play in a bit of rain !Soo yes it was a lovely weekend quiet and relaxing which was needed.Wee did get the most amazing takeawayfrontt eh local curry house and it happened to be the first takeawayIi have had in ages since my healthy eating and lose half your body weight crusade began that and the bottle of wineIi drank.Disturbingg as did not feel drunk at all hmm not good.Anywayy after themonstrouss curry and tellyIi informed mattIi was going to read my book in bed as wellIi just felt like it.Hee was content watching match of the day onBBCc 1 so left him in a happy football daze.Welll gollyIi fell asleep spark out.Poorr matt comes to bed trying desperately to find the light switch and statrts fumbling about muttering to himself.Ii wake up inabsolutee panic freak out scream blue murder all the while matt is yelling back to me it is me !!!!!Itt is only me !!!!!Poorr bastard ha haIi pass out.Hee gets in gets comfortableIi am in the land of fairies and other good things and he starts asking where is the cat where is he ?????Thiss mayIi inform you is a 36 year old manterrifiedd of a gender confused catIi mean shit terrified.WelllIi had to come out of the land of fairies and remove the cat and lock him up it has to be said cleo/leo was nothappy with me.
Sundayy was a day of cricketIi just slept seriously ate breakfast matt went got the papers ( yep yet more trash for me nothing but the best News of the World hmmmm love it so crap yet sosoo so good ) read paper passed out and that was it that was the sum total of my weekend
my little sister will be on my side of the pound in 2 weeks !!!YessIi have preparedIi have made sureIi have food supplies and water for her eventual world take overIi have ensuredIi have means in defending myself and a shit load of booze and fags so all will be ok.Anywayy yeahactuallyy can't wait for her to come.Itt has to be saidAlexx andIi tolerate one another at the best of times threaten mass bloody murder to one another most times.Nott thatIi donoto love her she is just a bitch and a damned good one at that !Pluss she is just to damned smart for me.SeeeIi was the one who well did not care the social butterflyAlexx well she was girl genius.Butt as was saying can't wait andIi am very proud of her as well.Afterr my recent trip homeIirealizedd thatIi actually liked my little sister and as much as she winds me up and pisses me off she is damned cool funny and well she would stick up for anyone if she had to till the end really.
anyway have alook at her blog as she has added some of her picsfrontt ephotot booth and it has to be said she looks like a mass murder ready to kill andmayhemm anyone in her path here is a taster
wow she would make anyone shit them selves with that death stare !! !
anyway gotta go
xx
7 comments:
you bitch! You just had to take the angry pissed off one, didn't you?? My buddy Mike calls it the rockstar picture because he thinks I look like an indie rockstar. I think he's just trying to be nice.
Don't I look kinda like mum when she was younger in those pictures though?
Sounds like you had a funny weekend :) 16 More days until I leave!!!
Oh and Lou, please please please run it through the spell check. It's actually hard to read....
Love ya.
OH HELL YEAH HAD TO TAKE THAT ONE !!!
you do freakishly look like mum plus your neck loosk very very thin are you just rubbing the majic pills on your neck ?????? very very odd i want your neck which may be even odder !
was a ok weekend more relaxing then anything really.
i did do the spell check promise made damned sure i did is it still hard to read ???????
If you did it then you're just going to have to pay much more attention to it when you write. 3 and 4 words are all strung together, you put three "y"s on the end of anyway (anywayyy). Seriously. Go back and read it!!
You want my neck? wow. you are strange. It's only because I have a short hair cut and I'm wearing a V-neck. Total optical illusion.
I think I want your neck! But, more immediately, I want some of those magic pills - I'd like to rub them on my ass.
AKP
hmm right will have another look and attempt to slow down on my typing just get over excited and then it all goes pear shapped on me ! ha
yep want the neck impressed with the neck. yes v neck but strangely not that much clevage showing slightly dispointed in you not using the rack to its full potential sis !
alexis is that you lusting after the majic pills ?? well either way yep the puills work ont he ass. mine no longer follows after me 5 minutes later in a room it is now down to a minute the ass is shrinking !!! praise the lord !!
Pepin, you're fricking hilarious!
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