Monday, February 20, 2006

George Bush: The spongy Yellow WMD

In our office we have a couple of those sponge stress ballthings. Ours are all different shapes and sizes such as a cable drum and a star trooper as well from star wars. But by far the weirdest one is a sponge yellow figure of George Bush ! Odd I know so very strange !!!! This is him:

Now I realize you are now looking at this yellow blob and thinkg ' looks nothing like George W' but it is. See I tried to poke his eyes out with a pencil and it did not work. Then I tried to rip his head off his shoulders and it would not come off. So we just decided to color on his face and now we think he looks like Fidel Castro.

Seriously he is like a cockroach nuclear war would not kill this thing ( believe me as above we have tried )

Anyway most people squeeze or play with these things to relieve stress . Do they do that in my office ........

hell no !!!! We chuck them at each other as hard as humanly possible then roll around on the floor in fits of laughter at the other persons pain.

I did this today and loved it !! Normally I could not hit the broadside of a barn door ... Today was different. Today I went right up to the person ( he fully desvered this for what he had said ) and hurled it at him at high speed. I was aiming for the back of his head but some how I managed to hit him square in the ear. Honestly was the funniest thing I had seen all day. It was pure stress relief !!!!

So I recommend to anyone rather then squeezing these stupid things .. Chuck em !! Chuck em hard and fast it is so much fun and the stress just disappears instantly !!!

So hence George being the WMD of the office.

( George is slightly melted now on the back of his head due to be left on the radiator over night )

There is my tip for the day everyone . Chuck a George around and the day will right its self instantly for you all :-)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love your blog too! And that GWB thing is the weirdest thing I have ever seen...

louisa said...

thank you Joke ! It is truly very very strange! I will be taking another pic soon as GWB now has a new head of hair due to our tech guy int he office colouring on him. strange !

Alexandra Taylor said...

Update your blog you wanker.

louisa said...

yeah yeah !!!! when I get a chance I will presently having a rubber band war in work ( moved on from george and chucking him about ) do there you wanker !!

urban gypsy said...

I've never heard 'Chuck 'em' in a Canadian accent. I reckon that'd be the funniest thing to brighten my day. :o)

urban gypsy said...

BTW, I'm not really awake at 3.35am as the comment thing says. It's 10.45am where I live.

louisa said...

ha ha gypsy chick em in a Canadian accent is needless to say extremely funny to listen to. have a look at a few posts back about translations and Canadian phrases and imagine that in Canadian !!!

BTW yeah tried to change the time thing but by the end of it wanted to chuck said computer out the window so gave up for my sanity ( it is my work computer so no damage is allowed plus we have a love hate relationship ! )

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