Morning, Afternoon and Good evening all :)
well I had a interesting weekend it has to be said!! Will Go with part 1 first
My Mother and her Chainsaw
I called my sister yesterday to say hi and catch up. She is fine by the way still world dominating !! Anyway she said mum called her well that irritated me cause mum had not called me !?!?! Why ! grrr So I thought best give her a quick call see if she is still alive and all is well. After multiple attempts and no answer to which I kept thinking for fuck sakes it is a Sunday it is the afternoon over there what could she possibly be doing ?!?! I got my answer ! And here is the following conversation we had:
Mum: Hello ( very very out of breath )
Me: Hi Mum its Louisa
she calls me back at this point to save my mobile bill ( my mummy is lovely !! )
Me: hi mum how are you ??
Mum: ( out of breath still ?!?! ) good dear how are you everything ok ??
Me: yep all is fine and dandy mum life ticking along blah blah . ummm mum why are you out of breath what are you doing ??
Mum: OHHHH !!! I got a new toy !!!
At this point I am worried and wondering if the conversation is safe to continue ???
Me: Right ok ( confused in fact at a loss )
Mum: Do you want to hear it ????? ( she of courses sounds like a over excited kid at Christmas )
Terrified now !
Me: hmmm ok ??? What is it exactly mum ??
wait for it everyone ...........................................
Mum: A CHAINSAW !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a chain saw here listen
she proceeded to put the phone down and rev up her brand new chainsaw !! All I could hear was that terrifying sound of wirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I had visions of my mum in some Jason mask laughing maniacally !
needless to say I never thought 4 years after I moved over to the UK the day would come when my mother would have me listen to her new toy, a chainsaw, over the phone.
It was sureal everyone truly madly off and so my mother loved it. Seriously been giggling about it since not stopped !
The world of Dating
This weekend went and saw the 40 year old virgin with Matt and loved it seriously wicked film!! Brilliantly made laugh a minute and freakishly realistic in some ways in regards to how men think.
Anyway went out with some of my girlfriends on Sunday foir a drink and we came up with some great amazing rules for men or at least common sense things after talking bout this movie as follows:
1. As much as we say we like new age sensitive men we do not like them so sensitive we are scared of making them bloody cry. We like them to have a back bone to be assertive always
2. We like men who act their age. Oh my sweet lord why do grown men revert to 14 year old boys when around any sort of women they like possibly like or well lets face it has a pair of tits ( boys do not call them boobies !!! We call them tits so should you for gods sakes !! )
3. Men who pay always go up in out our estimations !! We actually argued over this one at first as we do believe in equality and all that but for the first while of dating we were all in agreement. We do not like being expected to Dutch everything.
4. Sex. We do not care if you are a sex god or a never had type of guy what we do care about is that fact that again you do not act like a snotty nosed 14 year old about to get layed for the first time guys !!! Come one !! We do not like it when you do everything at warp speed this includes kissing and moving your tongue around like the damned thing is on fire !! If you need help in this department ask a mate there are also books out there read up please !!!
5. But most of all the over all opinion was that we like a guy to be confident please!! Even if you are not confident pretend begging you all to pretend. It is off putting if you are a wimp
there were more rules which in the future with the permission of the other girls will be mentioned on here but they were more serious ones!!! ha ha
right bye for now ! Comment if you like !
Monday, September 26, 2005
Thursday, September 22, 2005
And so it begins again .... rita is here !!
You know it amazes me everytime I turn on the TV and I see these mad crazy stupid scenes being beamed across the pond by the BBC to my little 14 inch telly! 100 mile traffic jams people running out of petrol, people looking like they are being roasted nice and golden ,like potatoes on a Sunday roast in there cars. Right Texas or at least the Gulf has known Riat was coming for a good week to 2 weeks right? No matter what this was going to be a bad one it will never end well. Rita will not decide suddenly ' hmmm giving up this hurricane shit going back to where I came from' God Dammit why do they insist on evacuating all at the same time all down the same Highway rather then doing it logically like so : non essential works ( mall workers , clothing shop workers restraunt workers ) go on the first day {( not including McDonald's as Huston is officially the fattest city in the USA and well you would have a whole lot of angry fat people if that was shut lets be honest !! ) next day semi essential people supermarkets and office workers and then finally essentials like hospitals and coast guards and what not. But no they have to do everything big ! Everyone out all at once all at the same time down the same shitty highway . Just blows my mind seriously does.
Was listening to radio one and the funniest person I have known on radio, Chris Moyles BBC 1 Breakfast show , ( listen on line if you want to hear him guys bloody brilliant ) anyway he brought up a point. Love the fact that they name these horrible evil destructive things after women ha ha !! How fitting is that really when you think about it. All the men out there who have wives named Rita and think she is a whirling dervish of a bitch this is your time for letting your anger out. Let people know that your wife named Rita is a horrible women and if they do not believe you politely inform them that she is similar if not identical to Rita the hurricane you will feel better after that promise you.
Either way though I may slag off complain bitch and moan about the way they are handling this situation over there but my thoughts and my prayers are with all of them and I can only hope that it is not going to end in the fashion of New Orleans and people come out on the bright side of this , alive.
Right enough of my moaning will stop now and let you get on with your life comment if you like good or bad is perfectly fine with me
have a good weekend all !!!
Was listening to radio one and the funniest person I have known on radio, Chris Moyles BBC 1 Breakfast show , ( listen on line if you want to hear him guys bloody brilliant ) anyway he brought up a point. Love the fact that they name these horrible evil destructive things after women ha ha !! How fitting is that really when you think about it. All the men out there who have wives named Rita and think she is a whirling dervish of a bitch this is your time for letting your anger out. Let people know that your wife named Rita is a horrible women and if they do not believe you politely inform them that she is similar if not identical to Rita the hurricane you will feel better after that promise you.
Either way though I may slag off complain bitch and moan about the way they are handling this situation over there but my thoughts and my prayers are with all of them and I can only hope that it is not going to end in the fashion of New Orleans and people come out on the bright side of this , alive.
Right enough of my moaning will stop now and let you get on with your life comment if you like good or bad is perfectly fine with me
have a good weekend all !!!
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
New Orleans, Would you have stayed ???? Not a chance !!
If you looked up in the sky and you saw that would you have honestly stayed to defend your propertie and worldy goods???? I have to answer from my gut and say snow balls chance in hell I would have stayed. Even if I was in a disadvantaged area with no mood of transportation I would have got my ass out of there!!
Skies are not meant to be that color thatis your first clue something very wrong is about to happen !!
Monday, September 12, 2005
My Cat was meant to be a manipulative Small Child
Hello :) All is so so in the world of Louisa. Has to be said that I am constantly tired no idea why but I could so so sleep for England right now!
Right the cat !!! Last night I am pleasantly sat/stretched on the couch last night. Meanwhile cleo/leo is madly running about my tiny flat chasing a flying bug of some sort with the full intent of catching it torturing it and then obviously eating it. Please bare in mind that my ceilings are a good 10 feet or more height and this bug is right at the ceiling. So you're now thinking the possibilities of this cat catching this thing are zero ! Wrong he gets them everything just watches and waits till it drops down and then does this Herculean leap and gets em ebverytime. So last night he was on a mission to get this bastard and he was determined to do it. He was hiding behind the couch trying the that's of it can't see me and it will drop and I will catch it sort of thing. The bug dropped down cat is behind me obviously watching this all ready to attack. The bug got smart !!!! Drops down sees cats twitching tail and body and shots up in the air. Stupid cat decides to follow it. This would have been fine except for the fact that following it consisted of leaping onto my head whilst digging his claws into my scalp !!! Stupid animal !! I shot up chasing the cat yelling ' YOU LITTLE BASTARD YOUR DEAD !!! BAD CAT BAD CAT !!' chased him into bedroom and closed door banishing him to the naughty room for a half hour. Anyone who would have heard this outside my world of the flat would have thought I was a abusive mother to a small child.
Anyway the cat was banished to the room after half and hour of kitty crying through the door. I decided he had learnt his lesson and was allowed out. As we walked back into the living room I and saying to him AS IF HE UNDERSTANDS ME !! ' what you did was very bad it hurt mummy don't do it again ! ' sat down and he joined me on his side of the couch and then he did it !! Like a small child that knows they have done wrong and the only way to make mum love you again is to pull on their heart strings and my good did he do that. He is sat there rolled over on his back with his little cat paws curled up in the air body twisted in this ungodly position looking up at me with big eyes saying ' come on lady how can you resist me you know I am cute now love me dammit !' Meanwhile I am saying to him ( out loud yep certifiable I am !! ) it is not working cleo your cute act is not working. I lasted 10 minutes and crumbled it worked and well I Loved him again.
By the way he caught that bug eventually and 2 more!! Really he is a good boy deep down !
Other then that not much else has happened. Oh have to say one thing has excited me !! I have randoms reading my blogs now !!!! Not just friends family and my work mates random people !! yep I am sad I know ! ! But it was cool to see a comment from someone I did not know someone who took the time to read what may be considered my boring random rambles about the cat purple toilet paper and other knowingly boring and strange things but have to say it validated it for me! So now I get even more excited when I see that little icon say comments and it has a number other then a 0 beside it !!!
yep sad as they can be !
Right the cat !!! Last night I am pleasantly sat/stretched on the couch last night. Meanwhile cleo/leo is madly running about my tiny flat chasing a flying bug of some sort with the full intent of catching it torturing it and then obviously eating it. Please bare in mind that my ceilings are a good 10 feet or more height and this bug is right at the ceiling. So you're now thinking the possibilities of this cat catching this thing are zero ! Wrong he gets them everything just watches and waits till it drops down and then does this Herculean leap and gets em ebverytime. So last night he was on a mission to get this bastard and he was determined to do it. He was hiding behind the couch trying the that's of it can't see me and it will drop and I will catch it sort of thing. The bug dropped down cat is behind me obviously watching this all ready to attack. The bug got smart !!!! Drops down sees cats twitching tail and body and shots up in the air. Stupid cat decides to follow it. This would have been fine except for the fact that following it consisted of leaping onto my head whilst digging his claws into my scalp !!! Stupid animal !! I shot up chasing the cat yelling ' YOU LITTLE BASTARD YOUR DEAD !!! BAD CAT BAD CAT !!' chased him into bedroom and closed door banishing him to the naughty room for a half hour. Anyone who would have heard this outside my world of the flat would have thought I was a abusive mother to a small child.
Anyway the cat was banished to the room after half and hour of kitty crying through the door. I decided he had learnt his lesson and was allowed out. As we walked back into the living room I and saying to him AS IF HE UNDERSTANDS ME !! ' what you did was very bad it hurt mummy don't do it again ! ' sat down and he joined me on his side of the couch and then he did it !! Like a small child that knows they have done wrong and the only way to make mum love you again is to pull on their heart strings and my good did he do that. He is sat there rolled over on his back with his little cat paws curled up in the air body twisted in this ungodly position looking up at me with big eyes saying ' come on lady how can you resist me you know I am cute now love me dammit !' Meanwhile I am saying to him ( out loud yep certifiable I am !! ) it is not working cleo your cute act is not working. I lasted 10 minutes and crumbled it worked and well I Loved him again.
By the way he caught that bug eventually and 2 more!! Really he is a good boy deep down !
Other then that not much else has happened. Oh have to say one thing has excited me !! I have randoms reading my blogs now !!!! Not just friends family and my work mates random people !! yep I am sad I know ! ! But it was cool to see a comment from someone I did not know someone who took the time to read what may be considered my boring random rambles about the cat purple toilet paper and other knowingly boring and strange things but have to say it validated it for me! So now I get even more excited when I see that little icon say comments and it has a number other then a 0 beside it !!!
yep sad as they can be !
Friday, September 09, 2005
The weekend is hear again yes!!!
Right I know I have been silent of late and I am so sorry for that all. It has been a made busy time and work is the main reason it has to be said. All is well though other then the fact that I am forever dreaming about cable of all things and this morning I woke up thinking I had fallen asleep at my desk !! How bad is that for Christ sakes !?!?!?!?
I have had no time for anything of late which includes cleaning. My flat currently looks like a bomb sight and I just wander rou nd it with eyes partially closed pretending it is not really that messy ha ha! Believe me it is ! Even the cat seems somewhat unhappy in it. So the mission today is to clean it and I mean clean !
It is also the last test in the ashes cricket this weekend. Have to say I am gripping the edge of my seat and actually loving it ( when it is on as it is pissing it down in London and the posh gits won't paly in a bit of rain ! ) so I am looking forward to that as well.
I am still in awe also of what is happening in the states and in New olreans I have never seen anything so despicable as that to happen in a country with satus like the US it is disturbing and a bit disheartening as well. It makes me wonder why ????? That is my one question it seems is why ??? At the same time without sounding rude or insensitive but the American public voted bush in and it is alsmot like lying in the bed you make for yourself. And even more disturbing is the fact they have another 3 years of this man as he will not just throw in the towel and give up we all know this.
Alex is doing great in Brussels and seems to love the fact that she has Multiple levels of security passes and clearances ha worl domination here she comes look out seriously !! She seems to be making friends well quickly and settled in brilliantly as well. As stated in a text ( yep she has a phone and she can text sort of still learning I think ha ) she is in a candy shop of good looking men and it is the best damned candy shop she has ever been in ha ha !!
right enough from me I need to get home and shower as just left gym and the guy beside me eating his bacon butty may be put off by the sweat ridden girl beside him ( hmmm the butty looks gooood ) and by the way yep he is gut although smells strangely of horse ?????
bye
xx
I have had no time for anything of late which includes cleaning. My flat currently looks like a bomb sight and I just wander rou nd it with eyes partially closed pretending it is not really that messy ha ha! Believe me it is ! Even the cat seems somewhat unhappy in it. So the mission today is to clean it and I mean clean !
It is also the last test in the ashes cricket this weekend. Have to say I am gripping the edge of my seat and actually loving it ( when it is on as it is pissing it down in London and the posh gits won't paly in a bit of rain ! ) so I am looking forward to that as well.
I am still in awe also of what is happening in the states and in New olreans I have never seen anything so despicable as that to happen in a country with satus like the US it is disturbing and a bit disheartening as well. It makes me wonder why ????? That is my one question it seems is why ??? At the same time without sounding rude or insensitive but the American public voted bush in and it is alsmot like lying in the bed you make for yourself. And even more disturbing is the fact they have another 3 years of this man as he will not just throw in the towel and give up we all know this.
Alex is doing great in Brussels and seems to love the fact that she has Multiple levels of security passes and clearances ha worl domination here she comes look out seriously !! She seems to be making friends well quickly and settled in brilliantly as well. As stated in a text ( yep she has a phone and she can text sort of still learning I think ha ) she is in a candy shop of good looking men and it is the best damned candy shop she has ever been in ha ha !!
right enough from me I need to get home and shower as just left gym and the guy beside me eating his bacon butty may be put off by the sweat ridden girl beside him ( hmmm the butty looks gooood ) and by the way yep he is gut although smells strangely of horse ?????
bye
xx
Saturday, September 03, 2005
natural disasters and my sister as well
afternoon . so so sorry for all the silence this week but it has been a bit hetic and busy of late and just not had the chance. I am fine have to say was not feeling great this week plus I had my cardio tests as well on thursday. Great fun felt like a rat in a ball as it was one of those ones they make you run on a tredmill. This is fine what is not fine however is the fact that they make you do this all in a mesh faux fabric gown open in the front. No bra and cloths but did look rather fetching with my blue trainers on !! so yeah still alive and awaiting the results will let you know if die before results arrive of course.
now for alex!!! oh alex alex alex !! She missed her plane everyone !!!! ha ha ha welkl not missed the emergency exits were broken ( slightly important at 30 thousand feet in the air ) and so she was stranded. She managed to get a flight next day but i got the paniced call of ' help stranded no eurostar till next morning help !! ' there was panic and stress in that girls voice and i hate to admit it was somewhat enjoyable to listen to smart as kid ha ha !! anyway i did the sisterly thing and got her sorted. Managed to find a place for her to stay paid booked her in. Called Eurostar begged with them to transfer her ticket. They said with out a letter from airline saying her plane was cancelled they would charge her 250 pounds ( 600 bucks !! ) so managed to yell enough at the zoom people got them to fax the letter to where she was staying so she had it upon arrival. How god damned bloody good am i !?!?!?!? i am god that is what i am not nearly as useless as i thought ha ! Anywa she calls me last night at midnight sounding somewhat pissed saying i had booked her into a party centeral place it was a bar ! ha and on top of that a mixed dorm room and she was greeted by mick the aussie in his tighty whiteys!! ha she was in heaven needless to say !! so i am awaiting to hear from her. will let her tell you on her blog all about the rest i am sure there are loads of details ha !
Was watching the news about the hurricane in the states and have to say felt pity and sympathy and then anger for them all over there. I have to ask and may be wrong but if the states were not in Iraq would they have had the man power to avert the aweful things going on right now in there own land??? how can people shot rape maim and kill others in the same desperate postion as themselves just shocking and stomach turning !!
now for alex!!! oh alex alex alex !! She missed her plane everyone !!!! ha ha ha welkl not missed the emergency exits were broken ( slightly important at 30 thousand feet in the air ) and so she was stranded. She managed to get a flight next day but i got the paniced call of ' help stranded no eurostar till next morning help !! ' there was panic and stress in that girls voice and i hate to admit it was somewhat enjoyable to listen to smart as kid ha ha !! anyway i did the sisterly thing and got her sorted. Managed to find a place for her to stay paid booked her in. Called Eurostar begged with them to transfer her ticket. They said with out a letter from airline saying her plane was cancelled they would charge her 250 pounds ( 600 bucks !! ) so managed to yell enough at the zoom people got them to fax the letter to where she was staying so she had it upon arrival. How god damned bloody good am i !?!?!?!? i am god that is what i am not nearly as useless as i thought ha ! Anywa she calls me last night at midnight sounding somewhat pissed saying i had booked her into a party centeral place it was a bar ! ha and on top of that a mixed dorm room and she was greeted by mick the aussie in his tighty whiteys!! ha she was in heaven needless to say !! so i am awaiting to hear from her. will let her tell you on her blog all about the rest i am sure there are loads of details ha !
Was watching the news about the hurricane in the states and have to say felt pity and sympathy and then anger for them all over there. I have to ask and may be wrong but if the states were not in Iraq would they have had the man power to avert the aweful things going on right now in there own land??? how can people shot rape maim and kill others in the same desperate postion as themselves just shocking and stomach turning !!
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
No title as no point !
Will blog tomorrow promise way way to busy today actually have had to earn my keep at work!! My god the shovk and horror. Will explain my weekend though to you tomorrow look forward to:
growing a garden in my flat
attack of the killer vacuum
attack of the makes you extremely bone idle couch
and more fun things !!
no really was not that fun but oh well you get to hear about it ! Ha
growing a garden in my flat
attack of the killer vacuum
attack of the makes you extremely bone idle couch
and more fun things !!
no really was not that fun but oh well you get to hear about it ! Ha
Friday, August 26, 2005
It is a long weekend more importantly The last one Until Christmas !
Hello All
I have calmed down slightly since the toliet paper entry although I still am ranting about it and yes still have one roll of purple bloody toliet paper left as well.
As stated it is a long weekend this weekend and I am very happy about this of course. The thought of one less day in the working world and lazing about it always a happy and very good thing! Now most people plan these mad crazy long weekend sort of things you knwo going away or going out and getting madly drunked and trollied. Not me I plan on sleeping never neding sleep is the mission for me. Now when my ceiling decided it was not happy where it was and caved in a few weeks ago it decided to murder the curtians as well. Alas I have realised this is a bad thing as I am being woken up every morning at 8 am no fail! Even if I neck a bottle of wine swallow 2 sleeping tablets and stay awake till well past my bedtime I wake up. So the second part of my missiont o help the first part of my mission is to get some curtians sorted some how for my bedroom. I may fail miserably at this but god dammit I am going to try.
Now other news hmmm lets see. To be honest it has been very quiet and dull of late in my life not a huge amount has really happened at all. Cleo the cat is doing well and has recently decided he likes toast yep toast people. Not bread has to be toasted bread. This may be misunderstood as kitty abuse but swear it is not he makes up his own mind and does these things. He recently ran into the door no idea how he missed the bright white closed door but he did and lord did he hit it hard. Must say was one of the funniest things i have seen in sometime stupid cat !
Matt and I are off to Brussels in November to have our first weekend away and to visit my brain box sister. Cannot tell you how excited I am about this. Plus I have yet again realised what a lovely boyfriend I do have as he is paying for it and then I will be sorting out how to pay him back. If he did not do this we would never have made it anywhere as it is known well that I do not have spare money at all anywhere and it sucks. So we are staying in a 5 star hotel ( Radisson SAS ) and upgraded for only £8.00 to the king royal club room. It is so so nice.
Alex is happy abotu this visit and yesterday informed me that she will try and get some visitor passes for NATO as well! does she want to keep this job ????? letting me near a place like that may very well end in disaster he he!!
so yeah that is my exciting news
will leave it at that as I am sure you are terminally bored now and wish to bash your head about out of sheer boredem as well
have great weekend all speak to you soon :)
xx
I have calmed down slightly since the toliet paper entry although I still am ranting about it and yes still have one roll of purple bloody toliet paper left as well.
As stated it is a long weekend this weekend and I am very happy about this of course. The thought of one less day in the working world and lazing about it always a happy and very good thing! Now most people plan these mad crazy long weekend sort of things you knwo going away or going out and getting madly drunked and trollied. Not me I plan on sleeping never neding sleep is the mission for me. Now when my ceiling decided it was not happy where it was and caved in a few weeks ago it decided to murder the curtians as well. Alas I have realised this is a bad thing as I am being woken up every morning at 8 am no fail! Even if I neck a bottle of wine swallow 2 sleeping tablets and stay awake till well past my bedtime I wake up. So the second part of my missiont o help the first part of my mission is to get some curtians sorted some how for my bedroom. I may fail miserably at this but god dammit I am going to try.
Now other news hmmm lets see. To be honest it has been very quiet and dull of late in my life not a huge amount has really happened at all. Cleo the cat is doing well and has recently decided he likes toast yep toast people. Not bread has to be toasted bread. This may be misunderstood as kitty abuse but swear it is not he makes up his own mind and does these things. He recently ran into the door no idea how he missed the bright white closed door but he did and lord did he hit it hard. Must say was one of the funniest things i have seen in sometime stupid cat !
Matt and I are off to Brussels in November to have our first weekend away and to visit my brain box sister. Cannot tell you how excited I am about this. Plus I have yet again realised what a lovely boyfriend I do have as he is paying for it and then I will be sorting out how to pay him back. If he did not do this we would never have made it anywhere as it is known well that I do not have spare money at all anywhere and it sucks. So we are staying in a 5 star hotel ( Radisson SAS ) and upgraded for only £8.00 to the king royal club room. It is so so nice.
Alex is happy abotu this visit and yesterday informed me that she will try and get some visitor passes for NATO as well! does she want to keep this job ????? letting me near a place like that may very well end in disaster he he!!
so yeah that is my exciting news
will leave it at that as I am sure you are terminally bored now and wish to bash your head about out of sheer boredem as well
have great weekend all speak to you soon :)
xx
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
You know the toilet paper is bad when ......
right toilet paper ok odd thing to talk about but have to let this out and rant a little regarding toilet paper.
these are things that make you realize the toilet paper is bad :
1. When the cat will not play with it. By playing I mean taking one end of it dragging it to and fro your tiny 1 bedroom flat bathroom whilst shredding it and attacking it as if his life depends upon its death
2. When the packaging reads economy toilet paper. This should be made illegal there should never ever be the word economy in line with toilet paper !!!
3. Toilet paper that is any other color then white ! Why would you want purple toilet paper ????? Tell me the reasoning to this. You now see a veritable rainbow at the supermarket it is wrong and disturbing
4. Toilet paper that is recycled. I am all for saving the earth and environment but recycled toilet paper ?????? You are using it and when you use it you do not want to think of someone else once using it no matter how much technology has worked to make this safe !!!
you are now wondering what has brought this on what has made me so so upset about toilet paper ?? Well here it is. I ran out of toilet paper on Sunday and being the UK and no one working past well 10 in the morning ( actually to be fair they shut the shops at 4 which is still dumb as !) only the local family owned business was open so off I went in my grubbiest most scruffy cloths I owned to get my toilet paper. To my dismay all they had was recylced purple economy paper !!!! Oh sweet fucking lord ( sorry had to swear ) I had no choice but to purchase this. I have since realized the cat even hates it and will not play with it. Hence the of balanced rant above about toilet paper everyone
on a better note I have decided I wish to go to a spa in fact I am desperate to go to a spa for a weekend look at these pics !! To have that all weekend would be bliss more bliss I reckon then fags and booze althouh include fags and booze and I would become a squatter at the spa !
how damned happy and chilled do these women bloody look !!!
I WANTED THAT FEELING NOW !!!!
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Driving ..... Drives me round the bend and back for another trip if need be
Right driving , I love it actually I think it is great almost relaxing at times. However recently I have become aware of the fact that I am ever increasingly becoming a road rage sort of girl! I mean the littlest things now set me off on a complete wobbler screaming swearing raging mess!
As you may know I come from the land of open roads and polite drivers otherwise known as Canadians and what a great bunch they all are. I mean they may drive massive vehicles and the vast majority may be inbred but at least they understand the general principles of driving a vehicle that ways at least a ton!
In the world of UK drivers well it is a whole different ball game! Firstly indicators !! Someone took the time to invent these little dinky dinky things that flash a lovely green and have the most unbelievable amazing use ...... Telling people where you are steering your death trap. They refuse to use them over here and if they do so happen to decide to humor drivers such as myself they use them literally as they are turning the corner tell me WHAT IS THE DAMNED POINT IN DOING THAT !!!!!??? IT IS TO LATE !!! I am already crawling up your ass because you are driving like a inbred dickhead! Seriously winds me up in case you were wondering
The other thing that gets my goat is braking ! My sweet lord these people brake because the sun is shining or because hmm they just bloody feel like it! Seriously you will be driving at a respectable speed possibly just over the limit one other car infront of you nothing in front of them and then BANG! He slams the brakes on so bleeding irritating stop it I beg you !!
you are probably wondering what brought this rant on well let me tell you. This morning I am happily ( or so I like to kid myself ) on my way to work. Now I like this time of driving as the red lights seem shorter there is less traffic and the people driving have to be at least semi intelligent as they are also ont heir way to work which in my naive mind means you must have at least 2 brains cells to rub together to get a job. Anyway driving along and I am approaching the one speed camera on my way and I slow down to the required limit of 30 miles a hour until the little white marker lines go away and I can speed back up to 40 miles a hour ( yes I know small children , drunks and rabbits are more likely to die at this speed !) when in my review mirror I see Jo blow the local scally in his beat up ford mondeo crawling up my ass. So I speed up a little thinking in my mind screw you buddy not getting by me it is a one way road. As I get further along the road I am slowed down by 2 buses and a big truck although I have slowed down dickhead as we will now refer to him by decides he is not and makes the decsion to join me in my car for tea he was that damned close !! Well I lost it went mental screamed blue murder at him waved him every rude gestrure I possibly knew and ensured all my windows were open so he could hear this abuse he so fully desvered!! Yet he continued to drive like a muppet!! Anyway I was nearing the end of my journey to work from hell when I came to a red light. Inbred man decides he is going to go into the turning lane beside me to jump me at the lights to get infront even though I was indicating to turn off the road as it was. This guy has his windows down and says whats your problem?! How could he evern ask me that !! I politely told him that his driving was my problem. He told me should have got out of the way ?!?!?! Oh my god lost it then and proceeded to tell him as the light was going green ( thank god as did not want to get battered ha ! ) that he was a inbred bastard that should never have been behind the wheel let alone have a license and that the sooner her realized that his shitty looking crap car was not a sports car the better !! Oh also told him he blatantly had a small dick ! Well he was dumbstruck and had no response back. I calmly drove away and made it to work feeling much better about myself
so there is my rant for the day ( sorry to subject you all to that but was very irritated and wound up by it all )
oh yeah fell out of bed in the middle of the night last night ! Ha nope I was not drunk stone cold sober !
As you may know I come from the land of open roads and polite drivers otherwise known as Canadians and what a great bunch they all are. I mean they may drive massive vehicles and the vast majority may be inbred but at least they understand the general principles of driving a vehicle that ways at least a ton!
In the world of UK drivers well it is a whole different ball game! Firstly indicators !! Someone took the time to invent these little dinky dinky things that flash a lovely green and have the most unbelievable amazing use ...... Telling people where you are steering your death trap. They refuse to use them over here and if they do so happen to decide to humor drivers such as myself they use them literally as they are turning the corner tell me WHAT IS THE DAMNED POINT IN DOING THAT !!!!!??? IT IS TO LATE !!! I am already crawling up your ass because you are driving like a inbred dickhead! Seriously winds me up in case you were wondering
The other thing that gets my goat is braking ! My sweet lord these people brake because the sun is shining or because hmm they just bloody feel like it! Seriously you will be driving at a respectable speed possibly just over the limit one other car infront of you nothing in front of them and then BANG! He slams the brakes on so bleeding irritating stop it I beg you !!
you are probably wondering what brought this rant on well let me tell you. This morning I am happily ( or so I like to kid myself ) on my way to work. Now I like this time of driving as the red lights seem shorter there is less traffic and the people driving have to be at least semi intelligent as they are also ont heir way to work which in my naive mind means you must have at least 2 brains cells to rub together to get a job. Anyway driving along and I am approaching the one speed camera on my way and I slow down to the required limit of 30 miles a hour until the little white marker lines go away and I can speed back up to 40 miles a hour ( yes I know small children , drunks and rabbits are more likely to die at this speed !) when in my review mirror I see Jo blow the local scally in his beat up ford mondeo crawling up my ass. So I speed up a little thinking in my mind screw you buddy not getting by me it is a one way road. As I get further along the road I am slowed down by 2 buses and a big truck although I have slowed down dickhead as we will now refer to him by decides he is not and makes the decsion to join me in my car for tea he was that damned close !! Well I lost it went mental screamed blue murder at him waved him every rude gestrure I possibly knew and ensured all my windows were open so he could hear this abuse he so fully desvered!! Yet he continued to drive like a muppet!! Anyway I was nearing the end of my journey to work from hell when I came to a red light. Inbred man decides he is going to go into the turning lane beside me to jump me at the lights to get infront even though I was indicating to turn off the road as it was. This guy has his windows down and says whats your problem?! How could he evern ask me that !! I politely told him that his driving was my problem. He told me should have got out of the way ?!?!?! Oh my god lost it then and proceeded to tell him as the light was going green ( thank god as did not want to get battered ha ! ) that he was a inbred bastard that should never have been behind the wheel let alone have a license and that the sooner her realized that his shitty looking crap car was not a sports car the better !! Oh also told him he blatantly had a small dick ! Well he was dumbstruck and had no response back. I calmly drove away and made it to work feeling much better about myself
so there is my rant for the day ( sorry to subject you all to that but was very irritated and wound up by it all )
oh yeah fell out of bed in the middle of the night last night ! Ha nope I was not drunk stone cold sober !
Monday, August 22, 2005
Post weekend analysis
hello all !! :)
well back at work on 4th coffee 5 th fag and I have had to cat naps at my desk ( least I think I have as bits of the day seem to have disappeared from my memory hmm not good that )
it is not that I had a overly heavy weekend it is because I am getting old I believe. I just cannot live without 8 hours sleep a night anymore so not cool !
Anyway the weekend. Went down to Matt's for the weekend and had a lovely time. Pains me to admit this but I even really enjoyed the football !!! How very odd for all the moaning I do regarding this sport I actually had a really really good time at the match ( Watford vs Burnley in case you are asking ) So yes football was the first event. Went back to Matt's he got fish and chip takeaway for dinner ( that's right people he cannot cook I am serious a single thing and no microwaving is not cooking Matthew!!) the fish was sooooo yummmy hmmm.
Then it was out on the town in Watford. Met one of Matthew's best mates Gary who was lovely. Anyway let me tell you the girls down south are a completely different breed from the girls up north. For starters they all wear white shoes and boots !! Oh my god these girls need to be told that this does make them look like hookers serioulsy does not matter what they wear clothing wise the white shoes will make them look like hookers. I mean dress sense does not seem to exist down there was the oddest thing think I have ever seen. Needless to say it made me feel much better about my dress sense which at times can be some what dodgy and I will fully admit to that !
Then back home yesterday. Was so tired after my drive I passed out on the couch. Full on face stuck to the pillow tongue hangin out arm stuck in the extended position I left it in when I fell asleep. You may know what I mean by the arm thing as it is complete agony when you wake up and gets stuck at the elbow and you have visions of you being like that for the rest of your life. You know arm extended and getting stuck in door ways or people thinking you are a Hitler loving freak!
so yeah that was my weekend really. This mornign was interesting though. Was in my regular morning routine ( yep I am routine orientated break the routine and the day is screwed ) when it started pissing it down like god was very upset with the world and he was letting us know about it. For some unexplainable reason the cat went mental when this happened and completely ran a muck round mylittle flat for a good 15 minutes howling running skidding then repeat the process. he eventually collapsed in a heap on the floor completely out of breath. Needless to say was extremely entertaining ha !
right picture time. Thought would be nice to add a picture of Matt and myself at his brother's , Andy, wedding. So here it is. I really like it and plus I am shockingly brown which was very cool ha ! Has to be said believe matt was propping me up in the pic as I was so 3 sheets to the wind by that point he he
well back at work on 4th coffee 5 th fag and I have had to cat naps at my desk ( least I think I have as bits of the day seem to have disappeared from my memory hmm not good that )
it is not that I had a overly heavy weekend it is because I am getting old I believe. I just cannot live without 8 hours sleep a night anymore so not cool !
Anyway the weekend. Went down to Matt's for the weekend and had a lovely time. Pains me to admit this but I even really enjoyed the football !!! How very odd for all the moaning I do regarding this sport I actually had a really really good time at the match ( Watford vs Burnley in case you are asking ) So yes football was the first event. Went back to Matt's he got fish and chip takeaway for dinner ( that's right people he cannot cook I am serious a single thing and no microwaving is not cooking Matthew!!) the fish was sooooo yummmy hmmm.
Then it was out on the town in Watford. Met one of Matthew's best mates Gary who was lovely. Anyway let me tell you the girls down south are a completely different breed from the girls up north. For starters they all wear white shoes and boots !! Oh my god these girls need to be told that this does make them look like hookers serioulsy does not matter what they wear clothing wise the white shoes will make them look like hookers. I mean dress sense does not seem to exist down there was the oddest thing think I have ever seen. Needless to say it made me feel much better about my dress sense which at times can be some what dodgy and I will fully admit to that !
Then back home yesterday. Was so tired after my drive I passed out on the couch. Full on face stuck to the pillow tongue hangin out arm stuck in the extended position I left it in when I fell asleep. You may know what I mean by the arm thing as it is complete agony when you wake up and gets stuck at the elbow and you have visions of you being like that for the rest of your life. You know arm extended and getting stuck in door ways or people thinking you are a Hitler loving freak!
so yeah that was my weekend really. This mornign was interesting though. Was in my regular morning routine ( yep I am routine orientated break the routine and the day is screwed ) when it started pissing it down like god was very upset with the world and he was letting us know about it. For some unexplainable reason the cat went mental when this happened and completely ran a muck round mylittle flat for a good 15 minutes howling running skidding then repeat the process. he eventually collapsed in a heap on the floor completely out of breath. Needless to say was extremely entertaining ha !
right picture time. Thought would be nice to add a picture of Matt and myself at his brother's , Andy, wedding. So here it is. I really like it and plus I am shockingly brown which was very cool ha ! Has to be said believe matt was propping me up in the pic as I was so 3 sheets to the wind by that point he he
the other couple were Matts cousin and her finacee. Had a brilliant time with them and they were a absolute riot and made the evening even more enjoyable for me
right that's it for now to tired to type and believe I may have another nap of course ensuring it does not look obvious I am doing this plus try not to hit the key board with my head either !
x
Friday, August 19, 2005
Beware-----ramble about to commence all !
right here I go !
its Friday this is a good thing on so many many levels
you can drink ge3t drunk and not worry about consciences the next morning
you can stay up late for same reason as above ( except I have the sleep patterns of a 80 year old )
you can use it as a excuse to not cook and get a take away hmmmm
and it just makes you like the letter f more and more !
right last night ramble time :
last night I hit a all time low I mean intervention low seriously. so here is the tale: last night I was so hot and tired I had lost the will to live or even care about the fact that I had lost the will to live ! Also I was so tired I could not lift my fat ass off the couch to get one of the many bottles of wine I bought the other day let alone open it and pour, if I had actually managed to get up and open would have drank straight from the bottle. I felt aqs though I was letting the booze hound side down ( re blog entry : work a booze hounds safe haven ) I am a bad bad example of a alcoholic. Anyway by 10 pm I decided I needed to go to bed had to wanted get in and read my book ( trash of course pure shit love it ) but could not do it. Next thing you know the simple life interns shows up on telly and it happened. Went cross eyed and in a trance as I watched this pure and utter shite ! By the end of it I was so wound up with myself that I had allowed my semi intelligent brain absorb the shit I was wide eyed and bushy tailed awake grrrrr!! so I thought well I will iron and then go to bed it would all be good. so ironing away and then the next even worse thing happened!!! On came Brittney Spears and her new fly onto he wall docu drama reality show. Oh sweet lord went square eyed watched it as I drooled and began chewing on my own tongue!! I watched it all how bad is that !
so needless to say on top of having the worst nights sleep I was having nightmares about the half witted skinny bitches ! Not cool
right lighter and happier note! I finally have some pictures. You have to realize the ordeal I went through to get these. After 2 days of trying to figure out how to work the scanner and talking to the scanner and attempting to reason with it I managed to get them scanned. With help it has to be said and by a man at that who knew ?!?!? But then it got worse. I had to get the pictures to format right to get them on the blog or what ever it is you do to make them work that was another day and awhile lot of muttering and rocking to and fro. Finally my French work mate and friend Angeline otherwise known as frenchy did it for me. See the French are useful for something not a whole lot but something ! Ha
so here they are
I expect you to oh ahh cooo and point and laugh and of course comment. In fact demand you to comment !! :
my mum's back garden in Canada. In fact that is a lie as the garden is so big will not fit in a picture. yep said that to make you all jealous really is lovely !!
my little ( 6 foot 4 ish ) bro George and his amazing a lovely girlfriend Amanda . Loves young dream these two !! Enough to make you want to puke ! He he
my little sister an her best friend's , Emir, girlfriend Keiran . Don't they just look lovely ha ! :)
my amazing lovely and somewhat drunk mummy !! God love the women for putting up with me ! Ha
these next 2 are of me . Very drunk I believe by the time they were taken.
note: change of shirt due to glass number 5 of champagne being split down the front of me. yep it was my fault split it on my own accord ! Be nice please not the best pics but they will do
so there you go all some pics. Will put some more on eventually. Put the scanner and I have declared a truce for the time being and we are leaving one another alone for a small time period to cool down
have a great weekend all !!
p.s off to London so will tell of the adventures on Monday
xx
Thursday, August 18, 2005
So so hot !
MY GOD IT IS HOT HERE !! Seriously it is a rare thing for it to actually be hot here but by god it is going for it today! Of course by tomoprrow it iwill be pissing it down and we will be back to grey skies depressed looking people and a general lack of a will to live ! Normal for the UK and Manchester in particular.
1 day till the weekend and do I need it. I have had the busiest possible week at work and it just seems to keep getting worse for some odd unknown unexplainable reason. Well not completely unexplainable has to be said the Dutch ( where head office is located by the way) are the very explainable reason for my shocking week.
right let me fill you in on something ok. The Dutch are not as you think what so ever. When I first knew I would be in direct contact with the Dutch I had a vision a very clear vision of them as follows:
sweater vest wearing, clog wearing , pot smoking , feet kicked up laid back sorta people. How very very wrong I was !!!
they are anal, arrogant, procedure follow,uptight and down right pain in the ass sort of people! And god do they love forms forms of any kind to be filled out they will create it for you !! They are currently the bane of my existence at this point in time. it has to be said though they probably are still smoking the weed as their decsion making and 0thought reasoning process is fatally flawed !!
so yeah there you go do not like the Dutch at present at all not one little tiny bit !
went to the gym as per usual last night. And boy did I cane it no idea where the engery came from but did 6 km on the cross trainer and loved it ( yep you got it loved it ! ) then 850 painful sit ups that I know are meant to help me but shit I wonder sometimes if it is all a lie !!
anyway went on sun bed in hopes of maintaining my lovely tan and to de white my legs ( almost a impossibly task ) anyway went on for my usual 10 minutes and sweet Jesus I was melting forget going to the gym was sweating the pounds of in the bed !! But all I kept saying is I will be brown it will happen ! When I came out asked one of the method's behind gym desk what was the score with the bed being so warm??? Were they trying to kill me ?????? Well turns out bulbs had been changed and I was the first and they forgot to warn me ! So basically I had the sun in close quarters to my milky fair skinned body !
just in case you are wondering I am surprisingly not a lobster I and not moving from one ass cheek to the other due to burns ha ha
right off and away now
xx
1 day till the weekend and do I need it. I have had the busiest possible week at work and it just seems to keep getting worse for some odd unknown unexplainable reason. Well not completely unexplainable has to be said the Dutch ( where head office is located by the way) are the very explainable reason for my shocking week.
right let me fill you in on something ok. The Dutch are not as you think what so ever. When I first knew I would be in direct contact with the Dutch I had a vision a very clear vision of them as follows:
sweater vest wearing, clog wearing , pot smoking , feet kicked up laid back sorta people. How very very wrong I was !!!
they are anal, arrogant, procedure follow,uptight and down right pain in the ass sort of people! And god do they love forms forms of any kind to be filled out they will create it for you !! They are currently the bane of my existence at this point in time. it has to be said though they probably are still smoking the weed as their decsion making and 0thought reasoning process is fatally flawed !!
so yeah there you go do not like the Dutch at present at all not one little tiny bit !
went to the gym as per usual last night. And boy did I cane it no idea where the engery came from but did 6 km on the cross trainer and loved it ( yep you got it loved it ! ) then 850 painful sit ups that I know are meant to help me but shit I wonder sometimes if it is all a lie !!
anyway went on sun bed in hopes of maintaining my lovely tan and to de white my legs ( almost a impossibly task ) anyway went on for my usual 10 minutes and sweet Jesus I was melting forget going to the gym was sweating the pounds of in the bed !! But all I kept saying is I will be brown it will happen ! When I came out asked one of the method's behind gym desk what was the score with the bed being so warm??? Were they trying to kill me ?????? Well turns out bulbs had been changed and I was the first and they forgot to warn me ! So basically I had the sun in close quarters to my milky fair skinned body !
just in case you are wondering I am surprisingly not a lobster I and not moving from one ass cheek to the other due to burns ha ha
right off and away now
xx
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
hmmmm.....
This is going to be a rambling hmmm sort of blog entry today. Then again any different from any of my others ??? Likely not some will say!
right first things first ! My grammar and spelling. it has been brough to my attention by my anal little sister and my customer Phil ( he is very short and a apperant lady killer I have been safe up until now in regards to his lady killing powers praise the sweet lord above !! it has to be said he is a lovely man even though he is a ankle bitter and as cheeky as they possibly come !! i am sure one day he will manage to pull a sweet girl that any mother would be proud of. but god that time is light years away !! ha ha ) that my spelling is shocking and horrible ! Right guys I knew this known it for ages and ages. See it is not that I cannot spell it is the fact that I get so excited whilst typing something I loose all spelling ability and well type at warp speed and well miss a view letters here and a few spaces between words there. As Alex clearly stated in one of her comments I need to read back on my entries to see that it is hard to read. She has a poitn I hate to admit it she is right god damned I am a fucking awful speller and tpyer to boot ! Will make a conserted effort to help my readers in the reading of my blog from now on promise !
went to the gym yesterday and well fell of the cross trainer .... Again ! yep it has happened before and I am sure will happen again. it happens so frequently now that I do not even bother telling people as they would never believe one person can do this so many times. I just stop concentrating that and the guy in front of me on the treamill had a amazing as well ha ha ! I then attempted to use the blue ball for the first time hmm big mistake. I currently and doing 800 sit ups a night with he ab curl thing ( yes 800 !!!! No I am not lying seriously stop calling me a liar it is true and actually easier to do then one would think ) anyway blue ball. Yeah I have no sense of balance as some of you may know and that ball is all about balance ! My god lay down on it after my little training session feeling all proud and ready for the pain it would cause. Did to sit ups and well shot right of the front of the damned thing and skidded across the gym floor like a over weight white long haired penguin not very lady like nor very clever. The blue ball is now my enemy I hiss at the blue ball when ever we cross baths or I kick it which ever I feel is more appropriate at that moment in time. I missed home and away for that damned blue ball and now I have no idea if josie and jessies wedding is going to go ahead !!! Gutted ( think only heather willpossibly understand the attraction of home and away and event hen she may be to bright a girl to watch the shit )
oh my matt is a lost cause let me tell you ! Got my usual nice text last night and this is how the conversation over text went please do not laugh at my boy he is a work in progress ok :
matt: good evening babe. How r u this evening? I am now relaxing with my cup of tea in front of the telly xxxx
Louisa: even Hun had my dinner been to the gym and relaxing as well. Are your parents on holiday and gone yet? xxx
matt:parents went @ midday so had my 1st panic cook. it didn't seem cooked after 20 mins but seemed fine after 25. If not in work tomorrow you now know why ! ha xxxx
Louisa:my god Hun it cannot honestly be that hard to follow the instructions !!!! I am sure you will survive ha ha xx
matt:no instructions with shepherds piehaha. Other than 20 mins gas mark 6. Think should have been higher up in the over, oh well fish tomorrow xx
Louisa:my god you so need to make a serious effort in the learning to cook deparment sweetheart seriously !! ha ha xxx
matt: I have coped before and I am sure I will cope this time. Got my list of what to have more worried about watering the plants! xxx
Louisa:it is the fact that you need a list that's disturbing me Hun ha ha !! xxxxx
matt: just planning my dinners Hun xxx
Louisa: hmm yeah but was it your mother that planned the meals ???? ha ha xxx
matt: nope I did the list that's the truth honestly xxx
Louisa:you know you do not need to make a list of what to eat just eat whatever you want when you get home live on the edge babe ! He he xxx
matt: the list helps me Hun so I know what I have to do when I get in xx
it has to be said I gave up at this poitn as I knew my lovely matt felt secure into he knowledge tht he had the list and he was prepapred for what ever the evil kitchen threw at him. I however am worried that he may kill himself tonight when he eats that fish !! He does mean well but like most men all hope may be lost on him in regards to cooking. But as stated he is a work in progress for me :)
( sorry matt could not help but put this in as looked back and thought it was rather funny actually he he and I am sure I will receive backlash from you on this xx)
anyway enough from me I am very sure you are either all wetting yourself laughing at all of this or you are thinking stop begging you please stop talking Louisa ( I get this plea all the time as I never shut up at all ! )
xxx
right first things first ! My grammar and spelling. it has been brough to my attention by my anal little sister and my customer Phil ( he is very short and a apperant lady killer I have been safe up until now in regards to his lady killing powers praise the sweet lord above !! it has to be said he is a lovely man even though he is a ankle bitter and as cheeky as they possibly come !! i am sure one day he will manage to pull a sweet girl that any mother would be proud of. but god that time is light years away !! ha ha ) that my spelling is shocking and horrible ! Right guys I knew this known it for ages and ages. See it is not that I cannot spell it is the fact that I get so excited whilst typing something I loose all spelling ability and well type at warp speed and well miss a view letters here and a few spaces between words there. As Alex clearly stated in one of her comments I need to read back on my entries to see that it is hard to read. She has a poitn I hate to admit it she is right god damned I am a fucking awful speller and tpyer to boot ! Will make a conserted effort to help my readers in the reading of my blog from now on promise !
went to the gym yesterday and well fell of the cross trainer .... Again ! yep it has happened before and I am sure will happen again. it happens so frequently now that I do not even bother telling people as they would never believe one person can do this so many times. I just stop concentrating that and the guy in front of me on the treamill had a amazing as well ha ha ! I then attempted to use the blue ball for the first time hmm big mistake. I currently and doing 800 sit ups a night with he ab curl thing ( yes 800 !!!! No I am not lying seriously stop calling me a liar it is true and actually easier to do then one would think ) anyway blue ball. Yeah I have no sense of balance as some of you may know and that ball is all about balance ! My god lay down on it after my little training session feeling all proud and ready for the pain it would cause. Did to sit ups and well shot right of the front of the damned thing and skidded across the gym floor like a over weight white long haired penguin not very lady like nor very clever. The blue ball is now my enemy I hiss at the blue ball when ever we cross baths or I kick it which ever I feel is more appropriate at that moment in time. I missed home and away for that damned blue ball and now I have no idea if josie and jessies wedding is going to go ahead !!! Gutted ( think only heather willpossibly understand the attraction of home and away and event hen she may be to bright a girl to watch the shit )
oh my matt is a lost cause let me tell you ! Got my usual nice text last night and this is how the conversation over text went please do not laugh at my boy he is a work in progress ok :
matt: good evening babe. How r u this evening? I am now relaxing with my cup of tea in front of the telly xxxx
Louisa: even Hun had my dinner been to the gym and relaxing as well. Are your parents on holiday and gone yet? xxx
matt:parents went @ midday so had my 1st panic cook. it didn't seem cooked after 20 mins but seemed fine after 25. If not in work tomorrow you now know why ! ha xxxx
Louisa:my god Hun it cannot honestly be that hard to follow the instructions !!!! I am sure you will survive ha ha xx
matt:no instructions with shepherds piehaha. Other than 20 mins gas mark 6. Think should have been higher up in the over, oh well fish tomorrow xx
Louisa:my god you so need to make a serious effort in the learning to cook deparment sweetheart seriously !! ha ha xxx
matt: I have coped before and I am sure I will cope this time. Got my list of what to have more worried about watering the plants! xxx
Louisa:it is the fact that you need a list that's disturbing me Hun ha ha !! xxxxx
matt: just planning my dinners Hun xxx
Louisa: hmm yeah but was it your mother that planned the meals ???? ha ha xxx
matt: nope I did the list that's the truth honestly xxx
Louisa:you know you do not need to make a list of what to eat just eat whatever you want when you get home live on the edge babe ! He he xxx
matt: the list helps me Hun so I know what I have to do when I get in xx
it has to be said I gave up at this poitn as I knew my lovely matt felt secure into he knowledge tht he had the list and he was prepapred for what ever the evil kitchen threw at him. I however am worried that he may kill himself tonight when he eats that fish !! He does mean well but like most men all hope may be lost on him in regards to cooking. But as stated he is a work in progress for me :)
( sorry matt could not help but put this in as looked back and thought it was rather funny actually he he and I am sure I will receive backlash from you on this xx)
anyway enough from me I am very sure you are either all wetting yourself laughing at all of this or you are thinking stop begging you please stop talking Louisa ( I get this plea all the time as I never shut up at all ! )
xxx
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Another entry for the day ---- my workplace , the drunks safe haven
Yes I am bloggina second time today but by god it ahs had to be done. My work colleagues are raving boozers and I love it god dammit !!!!! Right will break it down for you :
number 1 booze hound:
she loves her red wine and although she swears not to drink during the week it never works. She is loosing weight for her big day ( like she bloody needs to the toothpick ) and so booze was evil and was to be cut out. Never ever works ! You know when our girl has had a night as she literally vibrates across the floor when coming in at 8 am due to the shakes pure class !
number 2 booze hound:
the seasoned pro as I like to know her. This girl can get it down and again loves her red wine but also her beer. My god she can easily drink a bottle then completely deny it without realizing she has actually done it. Has to be said that she almost never looks as though she is suffering the next morning which winds me up cause I so wish I could be like that !
number 3 booze hound:
she is little foreign and when she drinks she has no limits what so ever she fails to forget she can not drink the same amoutn of booze as a 5 foot 11 person as she is 4 foot nothing. She though does seem to be the good one in the office and behaves herself on weekdays which is admirable
me booze hound in the making:
my sister will be proud of me as I now regularly drink during the weekdays in fact the whole family will be proud. They always thought it odd that I did not drink as much as them. I blame this disregard for the school night rule on both booze hound number 1 and booze hound number 2 they are a bad bad evil influence upon myself
so there you god the booze hounds of my work . We are actually very efficient people in case you are worried !!!
number 1 booze hound:
she loves her red wine and although she swears not to drink during the week it never works. She is loosing weight for her big day ( like she bloody needs to the toothpick ) and so booze was evil and was to be cut out. Never ever works ! You know when our girl has had a night as she literally vibrates across the floor when coming in at 8 am due to the shakes pure class !
number 2 booze hound:
the seasoned pro as I like to know her. This girl can get it down and again loves her red wine but also her beer. My god she can easily drink a bottle then completely deny it without realizing she has actually done it. Has to be said that she almost never looks as though she is suffering the next morning which winds me up cause I so wish I could be like that !
number 3 booze hound:
she is little foreign and when she drinks she has no limits what so ever she fails to forget she can not drink the same amoutn of booze as a 5 foot 11 person as she is 4 foot nothing. She though does seem to be the good one in the office and behaves herself on weekdays which is admirable
me booze hound in the making:
my sister will be proud of me as I now regularly drink during the weekdays in fact the whole family will be proud. They always thought it odd that I did not drink as much as them. I blame this disregard for the school night rule on both booze hound number 1 and booze hound number 2 they are a bad bad evil influence upon myself
so there you god the booze hounds of my work . We are actually very efficient people in case you are worried !!!
The weekend - well not so bad and did not get drunk ....Shame
Sorry for no entry yesterday. I was forced into lotus notes training at work! Yes i know why why why ????!!!!! This is what I screamed for ages. I mean why would you go onto a system that will not let you archive will not let you hold more then 50 mb ( my outlook is currently at 600 mb so you can see why I am distressed !! ) it is crap bollocks total and utter shit ! So no I was not happy yesterday. I actually read my book through most of it. Felt like I was a kid again as I wedged my book ( trashy novel by the way of course it is me we are talking about here ! ) in my binder so no one else could see it. By the end I was so bored lost all reason to care and live I no longer disguised my page turning with a discreet cough just did not care ! Was so traumatized by the whole thing I booked out of work early and did my monthly shop at the hell known as asda. asda is ok but my asda is where all the dole single mothers and crack whores go shopping. The one where you so know that there is a camera following your every move and a swat team moves in when you remove a item from the shelf worth more the £3.50 !Soo yeah that was yesterday.Ohh yes went to the gym watched telly decided it was all to much for me and went to bed at 9 !!!Howw sad !!
right weekend. Yep Matt was up my way this weekend he came intohorrendouss down pours of rain and aManchesterr untied game and of course no cricket as the posh people would never play in a bit of rain !Soo yes it was a lovely weekend quiet and relaxing which was needed.Wee did get the most amazing takeawayfrontt eh local curry house and it happened to be the first takeawayIi have had in ages since my healthy eating and lose half your body weight crusade began that and the bottle of wineIi drank.Disturbingg as did not feel drunk at all hmm not good.Anywayy after themonstrouss curry and tellyIi informed mattIi was going to read my book in bed as wellIi just felt like it.Hee was content watching match of the day onBBCc 1 so left him in a happy football daze.Welll gollyIi fell asleep spark out.Poorr matt comes to bed trying desperately to find the light switch and statrts fumbling about muttering to himself.Ii wake up inabsolutee panic freak out scream blue murder all the while matt is yelling back to me it is me !!!!!Itt is only me !!!!!Poorr bastard ha haIi pass out.Hee gets in gets comfortableIi am in the land of fairies and other good things and he starts asking where is the cat where is he ?????Thiss mayIi inform you is a 36 year old manterrifiedd of a gender confused catIi mean shit terrified.WelllIi had to come out of the land of fairies and remove the cat and lock him up it has to be said cleo/leo was nothappy with me.
Sundayy was a day of cricketIi just slept seriously ate breakfast matt went got the papers ( yep yet more trash for me nothing but the best News of the World hmmmm love it so crap yet sosoo so good ) read paper passed out and that was it that was the sum total of my weekend
my little sister will be on my side of the pound in 2 weeks !!!YessIi have preparedIi have made sureIi have food supplies and water for her eventual world take overIi have ensuredIi have means in defending myself and a shit load of booze and fags so all will be ok.Anywayy yeahactuallyy can't wait for her to come.Itt has to be saidAlexx andIi tolerate one another at the best of times threaten mass bloody murder to one another most times.Nott thatIi donoto love her she is just a bitch and a damned good one at that !Pluss she is just to damned smart for me.SeeeIi was the one who well did not care the social butterflyAlexx well she was girl genius.Butt as was saying can't wait andIi am very proud of her as well.Afterr my recent trip homeIirealizedd thatIi actually liked my little sister and as much as she winds me up and pisses me off she is damned cool funny and well she would stick up for anyone if she had to till the end really.
anyway have alook at her blog as she has added some of her picsfrontt ephotot booth and it has to be said she looks like a mass murder ready to kill andmayhemm anyone in her path here is a taster
right weekend. Yep Matt was up my way this weekend he came intohorrendouss down pours of rain and aManchesterr untied game and of course no cricket as the posh people would never play in a bit of rain !Soo yes it was a lovely weekend quiet and relaxing which was needed.Wee did get the most amazing takeawayfrontt eh local curry house and it happened to be the first takeawayIi have had in ages since my healthy eating and lose half your body weight crusade began that and the bottle of wineIi drank.Disturbingg as did not feel drunk at all hmm not good.Anywayy after themonstrouss curry and tellyIi informed mattIi was going to read my book in bed as wellIi just felt like it.Hee was content watching match of the day onBBCc 1 so left him in a happy football daze.Welll gollyIi fell asleep spark out.Poorr matt comes to bed trying desperately to find the light switch and statrts fumbling about muttering to himself.Ii wake up inabsolutee panic freak out scream blue murder all the while matt is yelling back to me it is me !!!!!Itt is only me !!!!!Poorr bastard ha haIi pass out.Hee gets in gets comfortableIi am in the land of fairies and other good things and he starts asking where is the cat where is he ?????Thiss mayIi inform you is a 36 year old manterrifiedd of a gender confused catIi mean shit terrified.WelllIi had to come out of the land of fairies and remove the cat and lock him up it has to be said cleo/leo was nothappy with me.
Sundayy was a day of cricketIi just slept seriously ate breakfast matt went got the papers ( yep yet more trash for me nothing but the best News of the World hmmmm love it so crap yet sosoo so good ) read paper passed out and that was it that was the sum total of my weekend
my little sister will be on my side of the pound in 2 weeks !!!YessIi have preparedIi have made sureIi have food supplies and water for her eventual world take overIi have ensuredIi have means in defending myself and a shit load of booze and fags so all will be ok.Anywayy yeahactuallyy can't wait for her to come.Itt has to be saidAlexx andIi tolerate one another at the best of times threaten mass bloody murder to one another most times.Nott thatIi donoto love her she is just a bitch and a damned good one at that !Pluss she is just to damned smart for me.SeeeIi was the one who well did not care the social butterflyAlexx well she was girl genius.Butt as was saying can't wait andIi am very proud of her as well.Afterr my recent trip homeIirealizedd thatIi actually liked my little sister and as much as she winds me up and pisses me off she is damned cool funny and well she would stick up for anyone if she had to till the end really.
anyway have alook at her blog as she has added some of her picsfrontt ephotot booth and it has to be said she looks like a mass murder ready to kill andmayhemm anyone in her path here is a taster
wow she would make anyone shit them selves with that death stare !! !
anyway gotta go
xx
Friday, August 12, 2005
a weekend full of cricket and living room arranging oh the excitment no really i am excited honestly swear to god above !!!!!
hmmm it is friday again. as you well know love my fridays like no bodies business ! althoguh this friday is nto as good as other fridays as on lates and here till 5 whihc truly sucks but oh well. and i just realised forgot to leave a not for my landlord begging to use his vacumn! dammit !! bugger ! hopefully he is still there when i get home. otherwise will be on my hands and knees ( no it is not the normal postion !! ) with a roll of tape trying to sticky up all the obvious bits before matt's immenet arrival ha !
right as i was saying in my comments on yesterdays entry i would eloborate on my fine relationship with local hookers. as i wrote i was going out to work this morning and the local hooker ( one of many many girls and not possibly not girls ) waved good morning to me this morning i waved back of course as my mother raised me with manners.
now this is normal every morning they are out there and let me tell you for 7 in the morning the do a busy trade ! seriously never beleived it till i saw it but damn those girls must make some decent money ! i always had this image of beat up old crs with filthy lookin men picking thses girls up . no way are my local hookers having that happen. nope they have jags mercs and bmws collecting them from their corner. the other day it was a bentley and as i drove by i disgusted myself in thinking to myself damn he is fit ! then i felt ill at the thought. so yeah this is the area i live in. my sister has the local stripper and her pimp and well i have the whole meal deal on my door step.
i have a stupid cat seriously beleive he is brain damaged loveable but thick as shit really. see cleo/leo ( thought he was a girl turns out was a boy tried to call him bob did not work hence double name , gender confused i call him) has a thing about attacking. i beleive it is because he does nto actually realise he is a cat a domestic cat. he has never been outside and never seen another cat. so the only cat he has seen are lions on bbc wildlife shows, he seriously watches these shows when i have them on! so when he attacks he goes at it as if he is a lion it is strange. well last night he decided the bin was his new victim. i bought a new bin with a swinging lid which cleo/leo has taken instant dislike towards. after much yelling from the couch for him to stop making ridicilious amounts of noise i got up and went into the kitchen. proceeded to find the cat stuck in the bin with his head trapped in the swinging lid. toldyou stupid terminally completely utterly braindead. do love him to bits though
now as stated above matt is here this weekend and it is the cricket between the aussies and english plus it is in manchester as well. also i am having him help me rearrange my living room. i have actually drawn a multiple of plans on how i could possible have my new living room look. i then realised after drawing these that i have several screws loose !
anyway i have done my own survey to find out if it is acceptable to begin drinking at 10:30 in the morning. the general feeling is yes this ok. see i have a plan. whilst he watches cricket and moves furniture like a dutiful boyfriend i will slowly get drunk pass out by hmmm 12 ish and by the time i awake from my drunken slumber it will all be over! great plan isn't it ha ha !
the only person who will understand this will be heather being aussie and knowing how utterly boring it is and that alchol is truly needed for this ordeal
will let you knwo how it works out. a\s said before once figure out how to work my overly complicated and stupidly expensive phone will get pics download for you to have a nosey about
have a great weekend all ( and i better come back on monday to lots of commen ts to brighten my dull monday morning !! )
xx
right as i was saying in my comments on yesterdays entry i would eloborate on my fine relationship with local hookers. as i wrote i was going out to work this morning and the local hooker ( one of many many girls and not possibly not girls ) waved good morning to me this morning i waved back of course as my mother raised me with manners.
now this is normal every morning they are out there and let me tell you for 7 in the morning the do a busy trade ! seriously never beleived it till i saw it but damn those girls must make some decent money ! i always had this image of beat up old crs with filthy lookin men picking thses girls up . no way are my local hookers having that happen. nope they have jags mercs and bmws collecting them from their corner. the other day it was a bentley and as i drove by i disgusted myself in thinking to myself damn he is fit ! then i felt ill at the thought. so yeah this is the area i live in. my sister has the local stripper and her pimp and well i have the whole meal deal on my door step.
i have a stupid cat seriously beleive he is brain damaged loveable but thick as shit really. see cleo/leo ( thought he was a girl turns out was a boy tried to call him bob did not work hence double name , gender confused i call him) has a thing about attacking. i beleive it is because he does nto actually realise he is a cat a domestic cat. he has never been outside and never seen another cat. so the only cat he has seen are lions on bbc wildlife shows, he seriously watches these shows when i have them on! so when he attacks he goes at it as if he is a lion it is strange. well last night he decided the bin was his new victim. i bought a new bin with a swinging lid which cleo/leo has taken instant dislike towards. after much yelling from the couch for him to stop making ridicilious amounts of noise i got up and went into the kitchen. proceeded to find the cat stuck in the bin with his head trapped in the swinging lid. toldyou stupid terminally completely utterly braindead. do love him to bits though
now as stated above matt is here this weekend and it is the cricket between the aussies and english plus it is in manchester as well. also i am having him help me rearrange my living room. i have actually drawn a multiple of plans on how i could possible have my new living room look. i then realised after drawing these that i have several screws loose !
anyway i have done my own survey to find out if it is acceptable to begin drinking at 10:30 in the morning. the general feeling is yes this ok. see i have a plan. whilst he watches cricket and moves furniture like a dutiful boyfriend i will slowly get drunk pass out by hmmm 12 ish and by the time i awake from my drunken slumber it will all be over! great plan isn't it ha ha !
the only person who will understand this will be heather being aussie and knowing how utterly boring it is and that alchol is truly needed for this ordeal
will let you knwo how it works out. a\s said before once figure out how to work my overly complicated and stupidly expensive phone will get pics download for you to have a nosey about
have a great weekend all ( and i better come back on monday to lots of commen ts to brighten my dull monday morning !! )
xx
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Addicted and sick
apologies to all for my silence for the last few days been very busy and then got gross and sick so was off work as well. Which I have to say was almost lovely the fact that went back to bed at 11 and slept till 4 was great !!! Ha
right now onto the first bit of my blog. LOST. What a damned good bloody show !!!! Absolutely hooked completely from word one ! Now I realize you lot on the other side of the pond have had this show for sometime already, you have to realize where use here into he UK are leaps and bounds ahead of you in the fashion and technology world we are centuries behind you in the good telly world !
I have not enjoyed a TV show like that in ages. Was biting the pillow wondering what was in the jungle and loved every single minute of it. So this is now my new obsession ( no it does not replace the bag obsession that is a different league ! )
and how fit is Matthew Fox hmmmmmm........ Very as you can see !!!!!!
right now onto the first bit of my blog. LOST. What a damned good bloody show !!!! Absolutely hooked completely from word one ! Now I realize you lot on the other side of the pond have had this show for sometime already, you have to realize where use here into he UK are leaps and bounds ahead of you in the fashion and technology world we are centuries behind you in the good telly world !
I have not enjoyed a TV show like that in ages. Was biting the pillow wondering what was in the jungle and loved every single minute of it. So this is now my new obsession ( no it does not replace the bag obsession that is a different league ! )
and how fit is Matthew Fox hmmmmmm........ Very as you can see !!!!!!
on other irrelevant news in the life of Louisa. I now have a newly tiled hallway in the front of my building this is a big deal as it now no longer looks like a crack house ! Ha also received a new radiator in my bedroom. Plus for some odd reason they have painted the stairs down to the cellar and where the washing machine is. Why is all I can ask why oh why ???????
matt is coming up for the weekend. I have attempted to clean my flat in my ill state but believe I have made a piss poor effort of it and well he will just have to live with it as is. Do not worry it is not as bad as it was. Things are clean just slightly untidy in places. You have to bear in mind I had no ceiling what 2 weeks ago ! So there is still upheaval in the flat.
as stated previously he has agreed to rearrange my living room for me so fingers crossed he will no run in fear !! Once I figure out how to email from my phone will add some pics of before and afters for you all to have a look at and of course I am sure give you opinions !
was speaking to a friend of mien the other night who is very like minded to myself. She likes to plan ahead. Now I mean way way ahead and I am the same I am currently planning for Christmas. By this I mean presents gifts food the works. Where I will be time schedules all of it. Everyone finds this all very odd but I have come to the realization this keeps me sane to plan plan and plan. Anyway she has asked me what I wish for my birthday and you know what this is one of the very few years where I was stumped no idea have no clue. Think old age is effecting me and I have lost the will to celebrate birhdays I mean 27 is very very old when you think about it ! 3 years off 30 oh sweet lord. But I have had inspiration from heather (http://www.thisistotalcrap.blogspot.com/) I want these !!!!! ( sorry heather but I want them they are so so so so nice !! )
lovely aren't they hmm more shoes !!!
right think that is enough babbling for one day realize that this blog was a never ending babble before you say anything but you all know I am the best babbler in the world !!
x
Monday, August 08, 2005
well another week ........
as you can tell i am so overly excited for another week of work ....no not really. plus it is my turn to do lates as well this week which truly sucks. now it is not so bad from monday to thursday as my mad french friend and work mate, angeline, otherwise known as frenchy, always stays till some ungodly hour and so you are not alone. but fridays are a whole different ball game. while everyone else knocks off at 3:15 you are stuck in hell by yourself until 5 !!! it is horendous !
weekend was so so nothing special really. oh yeah i watched cricket. have come to the conclusion to eb a dutiful girlfriend ( me dutiful !! ha ) i would get into this mundane sport. well hate to admitt it but kinda liek it when it is interesting which is not that often may i add ! oh yeah and i drank a bottle of wine all by myself on saturday without realising i had done so. the scary thing is i did not feel all that drunk and evern odder was the fact that i had no hang over what so ever ?????? something not right there.
oh yeah quickly while i remeber i have changed my setting so anyone can comment n my blog as per my sisters last comments. took me 20 minutes to figure out hoe to but i did it. anyway back to my weekend.
i got very very very annoyed yesterday. i went to go do my washing and someone else was already using the machine we all share in the bulding. so i put my cloths beside the machine for when they finished. when i went back down to do this someone had jumped the queue and put theirs in instead of mine !!!! how bloody rude and pig ignorant !! was so not happy so i am currently wearing a slightly damp skirt which has enraged me further to whom ever did this in my building ! not happy at all !
other then that it was very uneventful. i have come to the conclusion that i do on some occasions live the life of a 80 year old!!
now on to my boyfriend hmmmm he needs to learn to cook or least that is what i have informed him of yesterday over text. see my matt lives the life of riley he has a lovely mum who cooks and does just about anything for him including bringing him cups of tea when he is in his room !!! my god if i could only train my cat to do that for me ! ha anyway i have informed him rather seriously that he had better not expect me to be cooking for him all the time because i refuse to! as you may know some of you who have known my family and myself all my life i was not rasied this way. my dad and mum split things 50/50 he cooked and she cooked he ironed she ironed and so on and so on and that is how i expect things to be. i am not bulit nor bred to be a housewife and yes it irritated the shit out of me in case you are wondering ha ha
so there is my rant for the day ( sorry matt had to have a rant ! he he )
otherwise all is good and right int he world for me well reasonably other then the fact that i have absolutely no money to my name now i have dwindled the 22.58 i had to about 5 pounds. have not spent it on fags and booze but rather on food ha ha
right that is it for me for the time being may add later when i go on another rant or something comes up that i must write about urgently
x
weekend was so so nothing special really. oh yeah i watched cricket. have come to the conclusion to eb a dutiful girlfriend ( me dutiful !! ha ) i would get into this mundane sport. well hate to admitt it but kinda liek it when it is interesting which is not that often may i add ! oh yeah and i drank a bottle of wine all by myself on saturday without realising i had done so. the scary thing is i did not feel all that drunk and evern odder was the fact that i had no hang over what so ever ?????? something not right there.
oh yeah quickly while i remeber i have changed my setting so anyone can comment n my blog as per my sisters last comments. took me 20 minutes to figure out hoe to but i did it. anyway back to my weekend.
i got very very very annoyed yesterday. i went to go do my washing and someone else was already using the machine we all share in the bulding. so i put my cloths beside the machine for when they finished. when i went back down to do this someone had jumped the queue and put theirs in instead of mine !!!! how bloody rude and pig ignorant !! was so not happy so i am currently wearing a slightly damp skirt which has enraged me further to whom ever did this in my building ! not happy at all !
other then that it was very uneventful. i have come to the conclusion that i do on some occasions live the life of a 80 year old!!
now on to my boyfriend hmmmm he needs to learn to cook or least that is what i have informed him of yesterday over text. see my matt lives the life of riley he has a lovely mum who cooks and does just about anything for him including bringing him cups of tea when he is in his room !!! my god if i could only train my cat to do that for me ! ha anyway i have informed him rather seriously that he had better not expect me to be cooking for him all the time because i refuse to! as you may know some of you who have known my family and myself all my life i was not rasied this way. my dad and mum split things 50/50 he cooked and she cooked he ironed she ironed and so on and so on and that is how i expect things to be. i am not bulit nor bred to be a housewife and yes it irritated the shit out of me in case you are wondering ha ha
so there is my rant for the day ( sorry matt had to have a rant ! he he )
otherwise all is good and right int he world for me well reasonably other then the fact that i have absolutely no money to my name now i have dwindled the 22.58 i had to about 5 pounds. have not spent it on fags and booze but rather on food ha ha
right that is it for me for the time being may add later when i go on another rant or something comes up that i must write about urgently
x
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